sniff6 Posted April 11, 2015 Author Share Posted April 11, 2015 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike1949 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 AHAHAHAHA LMFAO I highly doubt a couple of these but a couple cracked me up.http://www.cosmo.ph/sex-relationships/dating-tips/11-things-guys-secretly-do-with-their-penises You worry me Sacha. I thought that you were a prim and proper lady. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lallasro Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 PSML https://youtu.be/1inR2b7PS5M 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted April 17, 2015 Author Share Posted April 17, 2015 http://distractify.com/matt-buco/archaeologists-pull-out-ancient-dildo/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderator drewpy Posted April 25, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 25, 2015 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/mustang877/videos/10152170713370872/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunsprie Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Well mouthwash after is just proper head-iquette... guy or gal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Collins Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Ha ha you mean you've never pissed in the wind Sacha Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted April 28, 2015 Moderator Share Posted April 28, 2015 Finding out the name of the German minister of education and research. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted April 28, 2015 Share Posted April 28, 2015 Finding out the name of the German minister of education and research. Yes, I did google it! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted April 29, 2015 Author Share Posted April 29, 2015 Probably her married name, I wonder if she has children ??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Noise Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night. Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement! That's when I thought -Hang on just a minute! ***************************** I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted - Where you off to Charlie? He said, I'm off to change a light bulb. Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, - That's gonna be a bit awkward init? - Not really. he said. I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard. ***************************** I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. ***************************** The wife's back on the warpath again.She was up for making a home video last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. **************************** Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation? "No, just here for a few days." ****************************** As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from inside screams :"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters,"Too late, mate, the paperwork's already done" ****************************** I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. ****************************** After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the missus were going to commit suicide together yesterday.Strangely enough, however, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.So I thought - sod it, I'll soldier on. ****************************** I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong.I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.Then I remembered – the local cafe serve breakfast until 11.30. ******************************* "Jesus Loves You." Nice to hear in church but not in a Mexican prison. **************************** Got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in. ***************************** 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share Posted May 3, 2015 Man Found Dead in the Arms of His Lover, a Scarecrow in a Wig http://gawker.com/man-found-dead-in-the-arms-of-his-lover-a-scarecrow-in-1695531601 Probably not safe for work or Farmers.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted May 8, 2015 Author Share Posted May 8, 2015 How old do i look ?? http://how-old.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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