jimmy Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Haven't laughed for so long or for so loud in ages HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Katie1 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 For the more literary among us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted April 27, 2014 Author Share Posted April 27, 2014 Get your Bike ready for the trip: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slice Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 I just bet he's taking his "WIFE" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lallasro Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 why you say that? just because he have 2 sleeping bags? ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted April 27, 2014 Moderator Share Posted April 27, 2014 so photoshopped! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katie1 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I know I probably shouldn't but hey, I don't trust any of them! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 If this dosent make you laugh your bent 'A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. "This is exciting," thinks the gentleman. "Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person." Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crossword puzzle. Almost immediately, the Pope turns to the gentleman and says, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt?'" Only one word leaps to mind. "My goodness," thinks the gentleman, "I can't tell the Pope that. There must be another word." The gentleman thinks for quite a while, and then it hits him. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman says, "I think the word you're looking for is 'aunt.'" "Of course," says the Pope. "Do you have an eraser?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Did Someone say they had Candy !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 "The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance." - Cicero , 55 BC So, evidently we've learned bugger all over the past 2,069 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 ..hm SHORT MEDICAL SCHOOL EXAM. When I took the entrance exam for medical school, I was perplexed by this question: "Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body that is most useful when erect." ... Those who spelled SPINE became doctors. The rest are running our country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Dear Sir Channel 4 would like to thank you for submitting your wife's details for our forthcoming documentary, and for the charming picture you sent of her. However we would like to point out the title of the programme is actually "fact hunt" regards, Channel 4 TV 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 COPPER WIRE After having dug to a depth of 10 feet in 2011, French scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the French, in the weeks that followed, American archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 feet before finding traces of copper wire. Shortly afterwards, they published an article in the New York Times saying : "American archaeologists, having found traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the French." A few weeks later, The British Archaeological Society of Northern England reported the following: "After digging down to a depth of 33 feet in the Jarrow area of Tyne and Wear in 2013, Charlie Hardcastle, a self-taught amateur archaeologist, reported that he had found absolutely bugger all. Charlie has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless." Makes you proud to be British. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted May 16, 2014 Moderator Share Posted May 16, 2014 Had 2 today, I will see nothing entertaining for years now. While in a monumental traffic que, first one entails a nice german made cabriolet, top down. Nice car, made the 40 something look a bit of a tit. Recon thats what the cattle thought alongside it. Big jet of pee sprays through the grating over said car. I could hardly breath for laughing. The second, a woman desperate for a pee decides if her mate parks across the front of a truck she can go out of sight. Well ladies, there is a mirror to look down the front of the truck. Pedestrians and such crossing etc. So yes I saw a woman relieve herself right infront of the truck. Saw the lot, one of them summery top and trouser things. Yes Steve breifly nekid. I still dont believe it. An I saw it. That stuff always happens to others. And no I DID NOT take pictures, (damit) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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