mike1949 Posted April 11, 2015 Posted April 11, 2015 AHAHAHAHA LMFAO I highly doubt a couple of these but a couple cracked me up.http://www.cosmo.ph/sex-relationships/dating-tips/11-things-guys-secretly-do-with-their-penises You worry me Sacha. I thought that you were a prim and proper lady. 1
sniff6 Posted April 17, 2015 Author Posted April 17, 2015 http://distractify.com/matt-buco/archaeologists-pull-out-ancient-dildo/ 1
Sacha Posted April 25, 2015 Posted April 25, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/mustang877/videos/10152170713370872/ 2
Sacha Posted April 26, 2015 Posted April 26, 2015 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Well mouthwash after is just proper head-iquette... guy or gal.
Steve Collins Posted April 26, 2015 Posted April 26, 2015 Ha ha you mean you've never pissed in the wind Sacha Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk 1
Moderator DirtyDT Posted April 28, 2015 Moderator Posted April 28, 2015 Finding out the name of the German minister of education and research. 2
AndrewElvisFan Posted April 28, 2015 Posted April 28, 2015 Finding out the name of the German minister of education and research. Yes, I did google it! 2
sniff6 Posted April 29, 2015 Author Posted April 29, 2015 Probably her married name, I wonder if she has children ??? 1
Noise Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night. Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement! That's when I thought -Hang on just a minute! ***************************** I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him. I shouted - Where you off to Charlie? He said, I'm off to change a light bulb. Well I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, - That's gonna be a bit awkward init? - Not really. he said. I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard. ***************************** I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster. ***************************** The wife's back on the warpath again.She was up for making a home video last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. **************************** Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation? "No, just here for a few days." ****************************** As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from inside screams :"I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!"The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters,"Too late, mate, the paperwork's already done" ****************************** I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. ****************************** After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the missus were going to commit suicide together yesterday.Strangely enough, however, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.So I thought - sod it, I'll soldier on. ****************************** I woke up this morning at 8 and could sense something was wrong.I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.Then I remembered – the local cafe serve breakfast until 11.30. ******************************* "Jesus Loves You." Nice to hear in church but not in a Mexican prison. **************************** Got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in. ***************************** 6
sniff6 Posted May 3, 2015 Author Posted May 3, 2015 Man Found Dead in the Arms of His Lover, a Scarecrow in a Wig http://gawker.com/man-found-dead-in-the-arms-of-his-lover-a-scarecrow-in-1695531601 Probably not safe for work or Farmers....
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