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Another what do you see.

Fuck all but a load of blue paint, and using captfs' link, it looks like I'm not missing out on anything

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you want to fuckoff with these pictures there annoying

they are also shit.

AND I can't see anything.

and what the fuck is going on with that dress it started out redish then went black/white now it's feckin blue.

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Wise Italian

Grandfather

An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

"Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?

________________________________________________________________________________________________

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident.

He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.

In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy.

'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the solicitor.

Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... '

'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'

Paddy said, 'Well, I'd just got Bessie into da trailer and I was drivin'

down da road.... '

The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question. '

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Paddy's answer and said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie'.

Paddy thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin'

her down de road when this huge Eversweet truck and trailer came tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side. I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da udder. By Jaysus I was hurt, very bad like, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moanin' and groanin'. I knew she was in terrible pain just by her groans.

Shortly after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin' too, so he went over to her.

After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are you feelin'?'

'Now, wot da fock would you say?'

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Yeah some sort of two legged bird thing with something behind it, very clear 3d effect but not sure what it actually is

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Remember the bigger they are the harder they fall!

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FOAMY !!!!!! :biglaugha: It was his special sock.

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Its a PUPPET!

AIz7M.jpg

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classic;

Q, who was the first man acrsos the Atlantic?

A, Lynford christy

Q, no it was allcock and brown!!

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they were called Eagles. Loved that show

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Yeah me to. Shame they are left to rot.

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its not real you know?

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its not real you know?

Are you sure,It was to me as a boy.You'll be saying UFO was not real next.

ellis_clothes_change.jpg

Cant seem to remember why i liked it so much.

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