DutchFJ1200 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 Greatest 3 1/2 minutes on tinternet for a while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hvrCNkL9RM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lallasro Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 http://www.tickld.com/x/christmas-letter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. Gina 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Moderator mervin Posted December 24, 2014 Moderator Share Posted December 24, 2014 Alcohol free beer , it is like oral sex with your sister , tastes the same, but you just know its not right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lallasro Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 is that a honda? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jimmy Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Haha Katie That actually happened to me when I was down in Cardiff working in September. I phoned up my home base for some paperwork and I was asked to get a fax number to send it to. Every cop station I asked in gave me a pitying look as they shook their head. Up until then I never realised they were so out of date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Now chaps i know it is still Christmas and all that,But i feel i must draw your attention to this “Secret Vice” or “Self-Pollution”.Ok its a bit of a sticky wicket and all that. Before he found bashing the bishop! After... Look out for these signs guys. Symptoms-The following are some of the symptoms of those who are addicted to the habit: Inclination to shun company or society; frequently being missed from the company of the family, or others with whom he or she is associated; becoming timid and bashful, and shunning the society of the opposite sex; the face is apt to be pale and often a bluish or purplish streak under the eyes, while the eyes themselves look dull and languid and the edges of the eyelids often become red and sore; the person can not look anyone steadily in the face, but will drop the eyes or turn away from your gaze as if guilty of something mean. More info here. http://dtxmcclain.tumblr.com/post/864990204/from-the-book-vitalogy-1926-an-article-on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatloaf Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Oh shit that explains a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 That explains a lot about myself, now I'm worried... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted December 31, 2014 Moderator Share Posted December 31, 2014 I dread to think what the poor bugger would look like if he married a nympho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I dread to think what the poor bugger would look like if he married a nympho Mmm... we should all be so fortunate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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up.yours Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 ouch ! on every one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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