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You do know DT that when they take over the world you'll be first up against the wall ?

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You do know DT that when they take over the world you'll be first up against the wall ?

Bring it on! Me and him, outside, now!

(I just hope it isn't a pie eating contest)

You do know DT that when they take over the world you'll be first up against the wall ?

He'll be after that poor old due thats not laughed at his joke, medals or not

Thank you. You just completely freaked out my seven year old niece

Thank you. You just completely freaked out my seven year old niece

I really meant thank you. That particular niece is mummy's little Princess and needs a good scare every now and then. [emoji83]

brilliant

I needs me one of them crib bottles!

Casually listening to Radio 1s surgery last night in the workshop, for those who don't know it's basically a call-in show where callers can ask questions about medical issues, relationships e.t.c, last night's topic was sex, someone calls in "if my boyfriend *** inside me during **** ***, do I still have to take the morning after pill"... Holy crap I was doubled over on the floor in a fit of laughter. I know not everyone is exactly wise to sex, but surely atleast a minimal understanding of the workings of the pill must exist.

On 9/5/2014 at 9:34 AM, wild foamy said:

Casually listening to Radio 1s surgery last night in the workshop, for those who don't know it's basically a call-in show where callers can ask questions about medical issues, relationships e.t.c, last night's topic was sex, someone calls in "if my boyfriend **** inside me during **** ***, do I still have to take the morning after pill"... Holy crap I was doubled over on the floor in a fit of laughter. I know not everyone is exactly wise to sex, but surely atleast a minimal understanding of the workings of the pill must exist.

Good gawd! Hopefully she doesn't accidentally breed. :shakeno:

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Watch Mother Nature put on one of her Displays!!!

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Oldtimer - "OK Murph, to do the robotic dance properly you need to move your arms stiffly into this position and then twist from the waist.."

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Murph - "Cheers OT, er.... I just have to pop over to my bike as I think I left the, er, er, lights on...."

Oldtimer - "OK DirtyDT, to do the robotic dance properly you need to move your arms stiffly into this position and then twist from the waist.."

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DirtyDT - "Cheers OT, er.... I just have to pop over to my bike as I think I left the, er, er, lights on...."

Laugh???? i almost fecking died!! :chair::chair::chair::chair::chair:

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