You do know DT that when they take over the world you'll be first up against the wall ?

  On 30/08/2014 at 18:47, slice said:

You do know DT that when they take over the world you'll be first up against the wall ?

Bring it on! Me and him, outside, now!

(I just hope it isn't a pie eating contest)

  On 30/08/2014 at 18:47, slice said:

You do know DT that when they take over the world you'll be first up against the wall ?

He'll be after that poor old due thats not laughed at his joke, medals or not

Thank you. You just completely freaked out my seven year old niece

This guy is a crack up!

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90

  On 01/09/2014 at 06:43, obriens65 said:

Thank you. You just completely freaked out my seven year old niece

I really meant thank you. That particular niece is mummy's little Princess and needs a good scare every now and then. [emoji83]

  On 01/09/2014 at 16:29, Sacha said:

This guy is a crack up!

http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=90

brilliant

  On 01/09/2014 at 22:47, up.yours said:

brilliant

I needs me one of them crib bottles!

Casually listening to Radio 1s surgery last night in the workshop, for those who don't know it's basically a call-in show where callers can ask questions about medical issues, relationships e.t.c, last night's topic was sex, someone calls in "if my boyfriend *** inside me during **** ***, do I still have to take the morning after pill"... Holy crap I was doubled over on the floor in a fit of laughter. I know not everyone is exactly wise to sex, but surely atleast a minimal understanding of the workings of the pill must exist.

  On 04/09/2014 at 23:34, wild foamy said:

Casually listening to Radio 1s surgery last night in the workshop, for those who don't know it's basically a call-in show where callers can ask questions about medical issues, relationships e.t.c, last night's topic was sex, someone calls in "if my boyfriend **** inside me during **** ***, do I still have to take the morning after pill"... Holy crap I was doubled over on the floor in a fit of laughter. I know not everyone is exactly wise to sex, but surely atleast a minimal understanding of the workings of the pill must exist.

Good gawd! Hopefully she doesn't accidentally breed.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/09/05/1-trillion-trove-rare-minerals-revealed-under-afghanistan/

Watch Mother Nature put on one of her Displays!!!

Oldtimer - "OK Murph, to do the robotic dance properly you need to move your arms stiffly into this position and then twist from the waist.."


Murph - "Cheers OT, er.... I just have to pop over to my bike as I think I left the, er, er, lights on...."

Oldtimer - "OK DirtyDT, to do the robotic dance properly you need to move your arms stiffly into this position and then twist from the waist.."

DirtyDT - "Cheers OT, er.... I just have to pop over to my bike as I think I left the, er, er, lights on...."

Laugh???? i almost fecking died!!