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[mervin]

[lallasro]

how woman change the tires

[sniff6]

Wow what a great idea!!!

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[mervin]

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Impressive pyrotechnics - stand well back!

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[Sacha]

http://youtu.be/iJ4T9CQA0UM

[AndrewElvisFan]

http://youtu.be/iJ4T9CQA0UM

Love it!

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How are Triumph Rockets Made ???

[welshwan]

Made me laugh at her- but feel sorry for whoever belongs to the bike

[mervin]

What a waste of a perfectly good Jawa

http://tinyurl.com/k5eao9m

[mervin]

[mervin]

I ordered some bubble wrap from ebay. just to see what it was wrapped in when it came

[AndrewElvisFan]

Lol! Consider this now stolen!!

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The priest in a small English village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.
He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up !
"No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up!

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[mervin]

Alcohol free beer , it is like having oral sex with your sister, tastes the same but you know its just not right

[jimmy]

Its not?......oh right

work related urban myth

A few years ago a guy at work phoned in sick. Just how sick are you he is asked...

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... I'm in bed with my sister....phone went dead

[Noise]

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Pretty Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.
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Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

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Scottish Wedding

At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.

SEX

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore…..

A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

Lance Armstrong

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,

especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, whilst on drugs.

When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike.

Drive By

A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.

Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!!

The Agony of Aging

On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend.

He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.

I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back".

SCAM

Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favourite 18 Holes".

Turns out it's about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Pregnant Prostitute

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"

"For gosh sake, if you ate a can of beans would you know which one made you fart?"