sniff6 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 Tip your Binman this Christmas or else.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0ei3H-ybfM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 so that's where JimR has been for the past 2 years... O.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 The burial service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the priest and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted December 23, 2012 Moderator Share Posted December 23, 2012 The burial service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the priest and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted December 23, 2012 Moderator Share Posted December 23, 2012 What about the rest of that lot Jimmy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ive got a welsh mate and I asked him how many girlfriends he'd had. He counted up to ten then fell asleep.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the ones Jimmy missed for the rest of ya Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ___________________________________________ A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.' ___________________________________________ 'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife £475 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honour,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few quid myself.' ___________________________________________ A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the look of your wife at all.' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.' ___________________________________________ An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.' __________________________________________ A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up. ___________________________________________ Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.' ___________________________________________ Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.' Joe: 'Really?' Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.' ___________________________________________ A man is recovering from surgery when the Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. 'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered. 'What did he say,' asked the nurse. 'Oops!' ___________________________________________ While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.' He's still in intensive care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Merv wrote "What about the rest of that lot Jimmy" That was the only one I laughed out loud at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted December 25, 2012 Author Share Posted December 25, 2012 I know ,I know...... http://www.theuselessweb.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted December 25, 2012 Share Posted December 25, 2012 <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="sniff6" data-cid="198688" data-time="1356463149"><p> I know ,I know...... <a href='http://www.theuselessweb.com/'>http://www.theuselessweb.com/</a></p></blockquote> Fascinating! http://www.ismycomputeron.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sniff6 Posted December 28, 2012 Author Share Posted December 28, 2012 Crazy Part Failure http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?4670464-Crazy-Part-Failure-Picture-Thread./page1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Crazy Part Failure http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?4670464-Crazy-Part-Failure-Picture-Thread./page1 Holy hell there are some crazy ones on there! What's with the wrench in the tire? I've seen a brake rotor worn down to the internal cooling fins hanging in a local shop here. Guy said the lady claimed she heard no brake noise whatsoever too. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted December 28, 2012 Author Share Posted December 28, 2012 What this one !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Yep, that's the one. How in hell did they manage that one?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted December 28, 2012 Moderator Share Posted December 28, 2012 Merrydink Pubebeard :babyha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Drunky bigass. Nice... it's like they know me! LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 I'm "elfdong wellhung"wtf is that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEV Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Stinky Ringlicker,!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Dweebo Analbead :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniff6 Posted December 29, 2012 Author Share Posted December 29, 2012 Drippy Turdbottom Its like it knows me ???? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jont Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Biffo Jollyfuck at your service! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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