wild foamy Posted December 10, 2012 Posted December 10, 2012 Petkeeping with Marc Morrone (AKA Pets Get Hurt) Many animals were harmed during the making of this program. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=869_1348986430 urm... Quote
Noise Posted December 11, 2012 Posted December 11, 2012 Was there a little boy dancing in that video? all i sore was a lot of cheer leaders! Quote
sniff6 Posted December 14, 2012 Author Posted December 14, 2012 How to illegally climb up on the highest construction crane in Europe Holy Crap !!!! That would scare the shit out of me..... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f4a_1355497806 Quote
sniff6 Posted December 15, 2012 Author Posted December 15, 2012 Insane First Person View of Urban Downhill Mountain Biking http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b0b_1354994473 1 Quote
Moderator drewpy Posted December 15, 2012 Moderator Posted December 15, 2012 Insane First Person View of Urban Downhill Mountain Biking http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b0b_1354994473 that was brilliant Quote
Moderator mervin Posted December 15, 2012 Moderator Posted December 15, 2012 The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched up his gun belt, and said, "I do, why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead out there!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him feel better. Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running in circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?" The cowboy looks him in the eye and says . . I JUST LOVE THIS . . Nothin', but you left your Injun running". Quote
mike1949 Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 The Lone Ranger and Tonto was surrounded by Apaches with full war paint on ready to move in for the kill. "well Tonto, we've been together through thick and thin, now it looks like we'll die together" Tonto replied. "What you mean "we" white man" Quote
Sacha Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 Got this one from a friend... May have been posted before, but cracked me up. Went out last night and got really wasted... woke up next to a fat bird who was snoring and farting. At least I got home OK!! Quote
jimmy Posted December 16, 2012 Posted December 16, 2012 Wow Sacha, and what did your auld man say when you went home 1 Quote
sniff6 Posted December 17, 2012 Author Posted December 17, 2012 Is your TV watching you? Latest models raise concerns Quote
Sacha Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 went to leave, but some dick blocked me in... cock-blocked Quote
Sacha Posted December 18, 2012 Posted December 18, 2012 some things only women can do... um, ya. 1 Quote
Moderator mervin Posted December 19, 2012 Moderator Posted December 19, 2012 NWS http://youtu.be/yJynygnjMC0 http://youtu.be/YQH19o5w44M Quote
Moderator drewpy Posted December 21, 2012 Moderator Posted December 21, 2012 Funniest autocorrects of 2012 If you don't laugh at this, your dead http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-2012 Quote
Moderator mervin Posted December 21, 2012 Moderator Posted December 21, 2012 I just went to the fridge and found some salad dressing with expiry date of 21/12/2012 . . . . I think it's Mayanaise Quote
Sacha Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Wow Sacha, and what did your auld man say when you went home LMAO! This one is probably closer to the truth for me... The other night I was invited out with the "girls". I told my husband that I would be home by MIDNIGHT, I "promised". Well, the hours passed by and the margaritas went down way to easy. Around 3 a.m, very drunk I headed home just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT! The next morning my husband asked what time I got in, I told him "midnight"... He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "we need a new cuckoo clock". When I asked why, he said, "we'll, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said "oh shit" cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 more times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted!!!!! 1 Quote
wild foamy Posted December 22, 2012 Posted December 22, 2012 Haha, the prefect crime . Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?, the pricks are on the outside of a porcupine... Quote
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