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Thank you. You just completely freaked out my seven year old niece

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Thank you. You just completely freaked out my seven year old niece

I really meant thank you. That particular niece is mummy's little Princess and needs a good scare every now and then. [emoji83]
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Casually listening to Radio 1s surgery last night in the workshop, for those who don't know it's basically a call-in show where callers can ask questions about medical issues, relationships e.t.c, last night's topic was sex, someone calls in "if my boyfriend ejaculates inside me during anal sex, do I still have to take the morning after pill"... Holy crap I was doubled over on the floor in a fit of laughter. I know not everyone is exactly wise to sex, but surely atleast a minimal understanding of the workings of the pill must exist.

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Casually listening to Radio 1s surgery last night in the workshop, for those who don't know it's basically a call-in show where callers can ask questions about medical issues, relationships e.t.c, last night's topic was sex, someone calls in "if my boyfriend ejaculates inside me during anal sex, do I still have to take the morning after pill"... Holy crap I was doubled over on the floor in a fit of laughter. I know not everyone is exactly wise to sex, but surely atleast a minimal understanding of the workings of the pill must exist.

Good gawd! Hopefully she doesn't accidentally breed. :shakeno:
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The other night I gradually woke up as stiff as a plank in an A & E unit, tubes up my nose & down my throat, Wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous blonde nurse hovering over me.

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked at me deeply & steadily and I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything from the waist down.'

I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'

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Oldtimer - "OK Murph, to do the robotic dance properly you need to move your arms stiffly into this position and then twist from the waist.."

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Murph - "Cheers OT, er.... I just have to pop over to my bike as I think I left the, er, er, lights on...."

Oldtimer - "OK DirtyDT, to do the robotic dance properly you need to move your arms stiffly into this position and then twist from the waist.."

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DirtyDT - "Cheers OT, er.... I just have to pop over to my bike as I think I left the, er, er, lights on...."

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Laugh???? i almost fecking died!! :chair::chair::chair::chair::chair:

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