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Go for it Drew plenty of euro pallets about.lol Could just see you doing that in Blackpool.

we have trams all over Manchester

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Is cool till you have to carry it back up hill,still got my skate board with a weed wacker motor like this one http://www.trendtimes.com/mogassksc.html much easier to go up hill,but I dont go over 5 mph or so It scares me at 5

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I don't think she can SMILE with that Drewpy :grin:

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I was in a shop on Sunday and noticed that they had a sign in the window for a weekend staff member vacancy. When we were in there a member of staff was talking to other staff about a call he had just had about the job. The bloke asked the person interested what days they could work. The person answered "I can't work Saturdays". Seeing it was a weekend job it doesn't leave much to play with. This is true and happened last Sunday!

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The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was headache free for the first time in over 20 years, but he felt as if he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street he realized he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need, a new suit.

"The elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said, "Let's see, you're a size 44 long."Joe laughed and said, "That's right, how did you know?""Been in the business 60 years!"Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure.""Let's see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeve."Joe was surprised. "How did you know?""Been in the business 60 years." The shirt fit perfectly.As Joe looked at himself in the mirror, the salesman said, "You could use new shoes."Since Joe was on a roll, he said, "Sure."The man eyed Joe's feet and said, "9-1/2E."Joe was astonished. "That's right. How did you know?""Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shoes and they also fit perfectly.As Joe walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "How about new underwear?"Joe thought for a second and said, "Why not."The man stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see, size 36."Joe laughed. "Finally I've got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."The tailor shook his head. "You can't wear a size 32. Size 32 underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

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