I took the bike out for a spin today, whilst the weather was looking good and it was while riding along a lane here in deepest, darkest Somerset, I came across a house in the middle of nowhere. Doing a quick u-turn, I rode up the driveway. I knocked on the door and it was opened by a kind faced, elderly woman.

"Can I help you?", she smiled."

"It's because of people like you, that stamps are so ruddy expensive!", I screamed at her, before getting back on my bike.

had to think about it merv

Don't forget mobile library's.