sniff6 Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 Anyone know the missing insults???? http://www.anglotopi...ritish-insults/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted June 1, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 1, 2012 Is it "You Chinese bike rider?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted June 1, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 1, 2012 You spawny eyed parrot faced old wassock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted June 1, 2012 Share Posted June 1, 2012 does anyone actually say "off your tit"? I've heard it on the mighty boosh but don't know how reliable they really are... although they crack me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted June 2, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 2, 2012 does anyone actually say "off your tit"? I've heard it on the mighty boosh but don't know how reliable they really are... although they crack me up. I haven't heard that for a while but used for saying "very drunk". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 Favourite British insult: "Cursed be the blacksmith who forged the axe which felled the tree from which was carved the headboard of the parents of the driver of the carriage in which your mother and father first met"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 WORK HARDER.....................PEOPLE ON BENEFITS ARE DEPENDING ON YOU!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 I've got couple of Scottish ones for you.....''awa an bile yer heid ya baw bag'' and the classic '' smell yer maw'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 my favorit is missing? CUNT.a dislikable person. as in annoying cunt , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Full on fucking fuck whit, Best ones are those that use the word fuck in many different ways Like: Fuck your fuck fugly face fuck, fucking mother Or the pain enduced one Fuck fucking fuck fuck frigging FUCK!!!!!! Or the drunken horney one Im gunna fucking fuck your fanny off you fucking fuck slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 AS smart as a bag of hammers" he's 3 turns from tight= dis functual scatter brain flighty wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground= very stupid his elevator dosen't go to the top floor= crazy not quite all thier in the brain cougar= women 40+ who like young guys MILF= mostly used by young guys Mother I'd Like to Fu*k He's pissed = very upset about something narrow eyes=someone who won't listen Shit for brains,,, for someone who thinks they know everything Well momie= woman who has lots of kids to stay on assitance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ttaskmaster Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Cunt is a Latin derivative and isn't really very British. Half of what they list is more English than particularly British and is generally foul language rather than specific insults. The best example of a TRULY British insult is that wherein one appears to be complimented, yet in truth has been thoroughly decimated in verbal fashion but only realise such a number of days after the actual incident occurs. Reginald D Hunter described it rather well, when relating how he explains the UK to his fellow Southern Americans during his stand-up comedy routine. I am most certain there is a YouTube video of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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