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The Top 50 Most Beautiful British Insults


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does anyone actually say "off your tit"? I've heard it on the mighty boosh but don't know how reliable they really are... although they crack me up.

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does anyone actually say "off your tit"? I've heard it on the mighty boosh but don't know how reliable they really are... although they crack me up.

I haven't heard that for a while but used for saying "very drunk".

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Favourite British insult:

"Cursed be the blacksmith who forged the axe which felled the tree from which was carved the headboard of the parents of the driver of the carriage in which your mother and father first met"!!

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WORK HARDER.....................PEOPLE ON BENEFITS ARE DEPENDING ON YOU!!!!!!!!!

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I've got couple of Scottish ones for you.....''awa an bile yer heid ya baw bag'' and the classic '' smell yer maw''

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Full on fucking fuck whit,

Best ones are those that use the word fuck in many different ways

Like:

Fuck your fuck fugly face fuck, fucking mother

Or the pain enduced one

Fuck fucking fuck fuck frigging FUCK!!!!!!

Or the drunken horney one

Im gunna fucking fuck your fanny off you fucking fuck slut

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AS smart as a bag of hammers"

he's 3 turns from tight= dis functual scatter brain flighty

wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground= very stupid

his elevator dosen't go to the top floor= crazy not quite all thier in the brain

cougar= women 40+ who like young guys

MILF= mostly used by young guys Mother I'd Like to Fu*k

He's pissed = very upset about something

narrow eyes=someone who won't listen

Shit for brains,,, for someone who thinks they know everything

Well momie= woman who has lots of kids to stay on assitance

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Cunt is a Latin derivative and isn't really very British.

Half of what they list is more English than particularly British and is generally foul language rather than specific insults.

The best example of a TRULY British insult is that wherein one appears to be complimented, yet in truth has been thoroughly decimated in verbal fashion but only realise such a number of days after the actual incident occurs.

Reginald D Hunter described it rather well, when relating how he explains the UK to his fellow Southern Americans during his stand-up comedy routine. I am most certain there is a YouTube video of it.

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