Do you have feelings of inadequacy ?

Do you suffer from shyness ?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive ?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

pharmacist about - Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more

confident about yourself and your actions.

It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that

you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and,

with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past - you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of

virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night

rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

Now - just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz ! !

Chardonnay is just as efffective in most cases, and does not cause such a bad hangover

I thought Chardonnay was from Essex

I heard that cider has the same effect, any truth in that rumour......

Try a vintage Chatteauneuf du Pape.

FAR superior to Cabernet!