bindie Posted February 15, 2012 Posted February 15, 2012 bad week , fiirst whitney now H from steps has died
Moderator mervin Posted February 16, 2012 Moderator Posted February 16, 2012 where will it end? Gravesend?
mike1949 Posted February 17, 2012 Posted February 17, 2012 It could be worse. When George Best died, it had in a local butchers. "Best liver for sale"
up.yours Posted February 18, 2012 Posted February 18, 2012 A debt collector knocked on the door of a country family, that made their living weaving cloth. "Is Jack home?" he asked the woman who answered the door. "Im sorry," the woman replied. "Jack's gone for cotton." A few weeks later the collector tried again. "Is Jack here today?" Once again the answer was "No, sir, I'm afraid he has gone for cotton." When he returned for the third time and Jack was still nowhere to be seen, he complained, "I suppose Jack is gone for cotton again?" "No," the woman answered solemnly, "Jack died yesterday." Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector decided to wait a week and investigate the cemetery himself. But sure enough, there was poor Jack's tombstone, with this inscription: ... "Gone, But Not for Cotton."
Moderator drewpy Posted February 18, 2012 Moderator Posted February 18, 2012 ha ha, like that kev, was expecting racist joke! (no its not a suggestion)
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