This woman is 51

She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements.

This woman is 51

She is Nigllea Lawson a TV cook, who eats meat, butter and desserts.

I REST MY CASE

To paraphrase someone off a recent episode of "Come dine with me"..............................."She has a lovely pair of personalities". Nigella I mean.

Even more surprising if you look at her dad!!

This woman is 51

She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements.

This woman is 51

She is Nigllea Lawson a TV cook, who eats meat, butter and desserts.

I REST MY CASE

yes indeed, nigela can have some pork, perhaps a good portion of my pork sword

it's all just fat.

i'd rather have her than a twig as a wife

oh i don't know about that , them twigs have lovely tight fa@@@ i think you know what i meen..

they'd all get a good serving from me, dont you worry 'bout that...

ha ha ha , i dunno about the diameter of there apertures i think its pot luck, some skinny ones i porked had an undercarriage like that of a donkeys yawn or should i say a wizzards sleave or perhaps loose as a clowns pocket, i remember one in particular she was a very slim chick i was astounded to find down there something that was like a melted welly, but judging by the grid on gillian mckieth i would be inclined to think she is as tight as a tiger, you know the one tight as a mouses ear !!! muhahaha muha muhahaha

oh and just to display non favoritism ...... everyone has rocked a fat bird, mmmm how can i discribe it ??? oh yes ...it looked like it had spat her gum shield out, muhahamuhahah muhaha

Remember my fisrst one like a mouse.

Turned out she was more of a Hippopotamouse

Nigella Lawson isnt fat :/

Shes a perfect build

what do you meen by she ain't fat, look at her fat titties,for feck sake.

nigela can have some of my man fat, a good portion of gentlemans relish. let her spend an hour on the tower of power. out of two i'd give her one . why not offer her some pearls ?

fat titties? isnt that what tats are made of? I prefer my woman to come with boobs, and a nice rounded figure, not fat, but smooth and curvy.

Rather that than get my dick stripped of its skin in some lass that cant help but stab me in the ribs and balls with all those jagged edges.

Be like havin it off with a yew tree branch.

tbh, aslong as it has long hair and tits im not too fussed, who hasnt porked a few chubbies eh?

no matter what they look like if they fart in bed they're out, end of... only i may fart in my bed... (Laura you dirty bitch...)

My lass farted during sex the other day, I told her if she did it again I'd be taking a walk in the forbidden cave.

haha, well atleast after that her farts wouldnt make a sound

front botty farts are funny,and off putting.

hands up who can carry on after one of those, im in hesterics after one of them.

i usually take the piss with the whole "urgh, was that you?!", but a man has a job to do, ya know

what if,, what if she let one go on your tongue.