Moderator mervin Posted October 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2011 This woman is 51 She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements. This woman is 51 She is Nigllea Lawson a TV cook, who eats meat, butter and desserts. I REST MY CASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2011 To paraphrase someone off a recent episode of "Come dine with me"..............................."She has a lovely pair of personalities". Nigella I mean. Even more surprising if you look at her dad!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythemoonlight Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 This woman is 51 She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements. This woman is 51 She is Nigllea Lawson a TV cook, who eats meat, butter and desserts. I REST MY CASE yes indeed, nigela can have some pork, perhaps a good portion of my pork sword Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 it's all just fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Baker Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 i'd rather have her than a twig as a wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 oh i don't know about that , them twigs have lovely tight fa@@@ i think you know what i meen.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 they'd all get a good serving from me, dont you worry 'bout that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythemoonlight Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 ha ha ha , i dunno about the diameter of there apertures i think its pot luck, some skinny ones i porked had an undercarriage like that of a donkeys yawn or should i say a wizzards sleave or perhaps loose as a clowns pocket, i remember one in particular she was a very slim chick i was astounded to find down there something that was like a melted welly, but judging by the grid on gillian mckieth i would be inclined to think she is as tight as a tiger, you know the one tight as a mouses ear !!! muhahaha muha muhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythemoonlight Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 oh and just to display non favoritism ...... everyone has rocked a fat bird, mmmm how can i discribe it ??? oh yes ...it looked like it had spat her gum shield out, muhahamuhahah muhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlej Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Remember my fisrst one like a mouse. Turned out she was more of a Hippopotamouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheuz Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 Nigella Lawson isnt fat :/ Shes a perfect build Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 what do you meen by she ain't fat, look at her fat titties,for feck sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmythemoonlight Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 nigela can have some of my man fat, a good portion of gentlemans relish. let her spend an hour on the tower of power. out of two i'd give her one . why not offer her some pearls ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheuz Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 fat titties? isnt that what tats are made of? I prefer my woman to come with boobs, and a nice rounded figure, not fat, but smooth and curvy. Rather that than get my dick stripped of its skin in some lass that cant help but stab me in the ribs and balls with all those jagged edges. Be like havin it off with a yew tree branch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 tbh, aslong as it has long hair and tits im not too fussed, who hasnt porked a few chubbies eh? no matter what they look like if they fart in bed they're out, end of... only i may fart in my bed... (Laura you dirty bitch...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheuz Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 My lass farted during sex the other day, I told her if she did it again I'd be taking a walk in the forbidden cave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 haha, well atleast after that her farts wouldnt make a sound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 front botty farts are funny,and off putting. hands up who can carry on after one of those, im in hesterics after one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 i usually take the piss with the whole "urgh, was that you?!", but a man has a job to do, ya know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
up.yours Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 what if,, what if she let one go on your tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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