oldtimer Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 well i am sure we have all heard the term daylight robbery! well 10 minutes ago i opened the door to go out and put my lottery on only to find a scooter parked at the bottom of my drive the guy on the pillion was just about to force my steering lock,on seeing me he jumped on the back of the scooter which had no number plate on it and away,i would have caught them but let them get away when they rode the wrong way down a one way street. on the bloody pavement. god my bike must be popular this is the forth time in 18 months. phoned the police they said theres been a few bikes stolen lately so drewps dont leave your bike on the front.
NEV Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 well i am sure we have all heard the term daylight robbery! well 10 minutes ago i opened the door to go out and put my lottery on only to find a scooter parked at the bottom of my drive the guy on the pillion was just about to force my steering lock,on seeing me he jumped on the back of the scooter which had no number plate on it and away,i would have caught them but let them get away when they rode the wrong way down a one way street. on the bloody pavement. god my bike must be popular this is the forth time in 18 months. phoned the police they said theres been a few bikes stolen lately so drewps dont leave your bike on the front. The little swines, lets hope plod caught them riding without a numberplate somewhere nearby. Don't know if you've seen this type of alarm? £20 quid fitted in ten mins, aught to deter them, in the future, more often than not, they do have the brass neck to return, I have heard of good reports from lads who have bought and fitted these alarms too. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/220792853726?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649 Hope this helps
Moderator DirtyDT Posted September 24, 2011 Moderator Posted September 24, 2011 That is bad news. You need one of these.
oldtimer Posted September 24, 2011 Author Posted September 24, 2011 what i should have explained is i had just before this unchained the bike from its ground anchor unchained the gate to bring the bike from round the back ready to go out , the bike nev has a alarm and a immobiliser both were off daft i know but had only gone back in the house to put my gear on just shows you even in broad daylight it only takes a momentary lapse. good job i havent got a chainsaw DDT my baseball bat was enough to get me a police caution last year.having said that it wont stop me using it again.
Moderator DirtyDT Posted September 24, 2011 Moderator Posted September 24, 2011 ...................................good job i havent got a chainsaw DDT my baseball bat was enough to get me a police caution last year.having said that it wont stop me using it again. But can you imagine their faces, and pants, as you appear from the house and rev the beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEV Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 good job i havent got a chainsaw DDT my baseball bat was enough to get me a police caution last year.having said that it wont stop me using it again. Now then, every householder wanting to protect his house,family should have a baseball bat, somewhere close at hand, but having one popped inside a brolly stand, or just behind the door, is looking a bit suss,in the eyes of plod anyroad, but now stay with me here, a signed baseball, and (SIGNED) baseball bat, hung pride of place in your hallway, slightly out of the way if needs be, but near to the door/exit, isn't classed as a weapon as such, but a sporting momento, sent over by a friend, or brought back as a souvineer, from a trip stateside,(still with me?) and should ever, god forbid, the time arises for you to protect yourself/family, and you are in the vicinity of said baseball bat, you can take off its place you've chosen to hang it, and use it for your protection, lawfully, as this would be the first thing to come to hand, for your protection. I think I have a muttock handle knocking about somewhere too, signed by the Wurzels
Mallory1 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 I've had 3 bikes stolen over the years, until I changed my choice of jeans on the bike ........
blackhat250 Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Fkn scum,,, did they watch you un lock the bike,,, or just operchunists,,, is it the bronx where youlot stay ?
Moderator drewpy Posted September 24, 2011 Moderator Posted September 24, 2011 Kin'ell OT! can't even go about your own business. I'm lucky in the fact I live in a cul de sac and have good neighbours opposite. no guarantee I know, but a bit more reassuring.
trumpetdude Posted September 24, 2011 Posted September 24, 2011 Now then, every householder wanting to protect his house,family should have a baseball bat, somewhere close at hand, but having one popped inside a brolly stand, or just behind the door, is looking a bit suss,in the eyes of plod anyroad, but now stay with me here, a signed baseball, and (SIGNED) baseball bat, hung pride of place in your hallway, slightly out of the way if needs be, but near to the door/exit, isn't classed as a weapon as such, but a sporting momento, sent over by a friend, or brought back as a souvineer, from a trip stateside,(still with me?) and should ever, god forbid, the time arises for you to protect yourself/family, and you are in the vicinity of said baseball bat, you can take off its place you've chosen to hang it, and use it for your protection, lawfully, as this would be the first thing to come to hand, for your protection. I think I have a muttock handle knocking about somewhere too, signed by the Wurzels I'm gonna get me a signed Samurai, Signed MP5, Signed Chainsaw (by the world ice carving champion) and just to be safe, I'll sign my wife and station her by the door... she's trained.. and lethal...
Moderator mervin Posted September 25, 2011 Moderator Posted September 25, 2011 now there,s an idea signed pick axe handles as mementos of your holiday in devon /Scotland etc,
KirriePete Posted September 26, 2011 Posted September 26, 2011 6 D-cell Mag-lite torch, foot and a half of aluminium weighing in at 1½ kilos, with batteries. You hear a noise at night, you're gonna need a torch, aren't you?
up.yours Posted September 28, 2011 Posted September 28, 2011 CUE THE TWINS. you wouldn't want these beast on ya leg for too long.
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