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I quite like Putoline products but strawberry flavoured two stroke oil!!!!! Why?

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Its a marketing ploy to try to convince friends of the earth and the like that 2T's are a good thing. :unsure:

But they are good things :lol:

What about "Pine forest" or "Dolphin fart" smelling ones then?

I gotta say, i miss the smell of my humble DT... cant beat the smell of regular two stroke imho

why oh f*cking why did i ever sell it...

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a teaspoon of castrol R inj the tank that is what you need in any bike

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Castrol R :)

Aye dirty " you still get R, its now R40, Thick , golden in colour . you get castrol 747 . its similar smell, but thinner , :rolleyes:

I can see the point in strawberry flavoured condoms

Each to their own mate!.......

If you like the taste of them thats your choice :D:D

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Each to their own mate!.......

If you like the taste of them thats your choice :D:D

That is so wrong on so many levels.

yeah but it was a response to a feedline which, you got to admit he did set himself up for it,...I couldn't resist :D

I can see the point in strawberry flavoured condoms

Merv

That reminds me, I don't know if you remember, but in the eighties Walkers Crisps and Durex got together to introduce crisp flavoured condoms.

When I went down to the pub one night while the wife stayed at home knitting she said bring some home after you've had as much beer as you like and I will try and guess what type of crisp flavour they are.

Three hours later when I came home the worse for the ware, she said, right, let me see if I can guess what flavour it is.

"CHEESE & ONION" she said.

"Hang on a minute" I said, "I haven't put it on yet"

That reminds me, I don't know if you remember, but in the eighties Walkers Crisps and Durex got together to introduce crisp flavoured condoms.

When I went down to the pub one night while the wife stayed at home knitting she said bring some home after you've had as much beer as you like and I will try and guess what type of crisp flavour they are.

Three hours later when I came home the worse for the ware, she said, right, let me see if I can guess what flavour it is.

"CHEESE & ONION" she said.

"Hang on a minute" I said, "I haven't put it on yet"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

NURSE

:lol: :lol:

Good man yourself Mike :thumb:

sorry i dont understand could somebody please explain this to The Reverend...

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sorry i dont understand could somebody please explain this to The Reverend...

Rev, you don't want to know. Just pray for him :D .

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