Moderator Goff Posted October 4, 2009 Moderator Posted October 4, 2009 We have been to collect our chickens today Yep - real live ones Here's a couple of piccies of them - we have named them Elvira, Mina and Lilith
oldtimer Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 heres a photo of my chicken. cant beat sage & onion stuffing and all the trimmings.
up.yours Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 i only have a rubber chicken, so how am i fixed for eggie bread at yours .
barkwindjammer Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 Did ye get em from E-buy-gum, I said did ye get em from E-buy-gum lass?
wild foamy Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 ooh arr, i'd like to have a poke at 'er haystack...
Moderator mervin Posted October 4, 2009 Moderator Posted October 4, 2009 you will never want eggs from a supermarket again after tasting nice fresh home grown eggs merv
Moderator Airhead Posted October 4, 2009 Moderator Posted October 4, 2009 Yep - real live ones They dont look too keen to go up the ramp me thinks...
barkwindjammer Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 I'll wager 'Dolcie' has one before the year is out
blackhat250 Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 i only have a rubber chicken, Aye - "Up yours" Bet you choke the chicken often , & "Hi lisa howz it goin HEN "
YamaGod Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 Aye - "Up yours" Bet you choke the chicken often , & "Hi lisa howz it goin HEN " :lol: Do not forget to lock the cage , your bull terrier seems to be very interested in them.
Moderator Goff Posted October 4, 2009 Author Moderator Posted October 4, 2009 You lot tell the worst jokes - i was was expecting them though :lol: Do not forget to lock the cage , your bull terrier seems to be very interested in them. She is shit scared of them. She was quaking when she was near the hen house lol. I think they could hold their own though
up.yours Posted October 4, 2009 Posted October 4, 2009 You lot tell the worst jokes - i was was expecting them though She is shit scared of them. She was quaking when she was near the hen house lol. I think they could hold their own though thats just a ploy to coax them in, then snap ?
Moderator DirtyDT Posted October 5, 2009 Moderator Posted October 5, 2009 You lot tell the worst jokes - i was was expecting them though No "I'll fertilise your eggs" or things being "fowl" jokes yet....................
barkwindjammer Posted October 5, 2009 Posted October 5, 2009 Dave, apart from bits of tin-foil and string you found out in the desert-you also found other stuff your not telling us about, didnt you !
little dave Posted October 5, 2009 Posted October 5, 2009 nothing goes with a trip to area 51 better than a hand full of peyote!
blackhat250 Posted October 5, 2009 Posted October 5, 2009 , apart from your bits! Go on Jammer show em ur last chicken in sainsbury"s picture
Mrs Minx Posted October 6, 2009 Posted October 6, 2009 Dave came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke, he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed. 'Who the hell are you?', demanded Dave, 'and what are you doing in my bedroom ?' The mysterious man answered, 'This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter.' Dave was stunned. 'You mean I'm dead !!! That can't be, I have so much to live for - and I haven't said goodbye to my family. . . You've got to send me back straight away.' St Peter replied, 'Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.' Dave was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around, pecking the ground. 'This ain't so bad', he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, 'So you're the new hen, How are you enjoying your first day here ?' 'It's not so bad', replies Dave, 'but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode.' 'You're ovulating', explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before.' 'Never', replies Dave. 'Well just relax and let it happen'. And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him . . . Ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg, he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting... 'Dave, wake up, you drunken ba****d. You've sh*t the bed !!'
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