Moderator Cynic Posted June 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 5, 2009 Hey anybody know how long you can keep chicken in the freezer i thought it was 3 months, The one i put in there last night was dead this morning........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted June 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 5, 2009 Ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted June 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 5, 2009 Does it smell fowl? My ex is still in mine. It is a pain in the A*se when I want to get the chips out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted June 5, 2009 Moderator Share Posted June 5, 2009 gotta post this Have you heard about the man who owned a parrot that swore like a sailor? This parrot was so terrible, it could swear for five minutes straight without repeating itself. One day the man finally got tired of this parrot's horrible speech, and decided to do something about it. He grabbed the parrot by the throat, shaked it really hard, and yelled, "QUIT IT!" every time the parrot said something ungodly. But this just made the parrot mad, and it swore more than ever. Next the man tried locking the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravated the parrot, and it clawed and scratched furiously until the man finally let him out (upon which the bird released it's fury in a torrent of language so horrible it could never be repeated). At that point, the man was so frustrated that he threw the parrot into the freezer. For the first few seconds the parrot made a terrible amount of noise in protest to this treatment, kicking, clawing, and thrashing about. But after a few moments it suddenly went very quiet. As the silence grew longer the man started to think that the parrot may be hurt. After a couple minutes of silence, he became so worried that he opened up the freezer door. The parrot calmly climbed onto the man's outstretched arm and said, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." Of course, the man was astounded. He could not understand the transformation that had come over his unruly parrot. Then the parrot asked, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Cynic Posted June 5, 2009 Author Moderator Share Posted June 5, 2009 gotta post this Have you heard about the man who owned a parrot that swore like a sailor? This parrot was so terrible, it could swear for five minutes straight without repeating itself. One day the man finally got tired of this parrot's horrible speech, and decided to do something about it. He grabbed the parrot by the throat, shaked it really hard, and yelled, "QUIT IT!" every time the parrot said something ungodly. But this just made the parrot mad, and it swore more than ever. Next the man tried locking the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravated the parrot, and it clawed and scratched furiously until the man finally let him out (upon which the bird released it's fury in a torrent of language so horrible it could never be repeated). At that point, the man was so frustrated that he threw the parrot into the freezer. For the first few seconds the parrot made a terrible amount of noise in protest to this treatment, kicking, clawing, and thrashing about. But after a few moments it suddenly went very quiet. As the silence grew longer the man started to think that the parrot may be hurt. After a couple minutes of silence, he became so worried that he opened up the freezer door. The parrot calmly climbed onto the man's outstretched arm and said, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on." Of course, the man was astounded. He could not understand the transformation that had come over his unruly parrot. Then the parrot asked, "By the way, what did the chicken do?" You are a master thats f'in hillarious....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forddude Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Does it smell fowl? My ex is still in mine. It is a pain in the A*se when I want to get the chips out. Your lucky mine wouldnt fit lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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