a previes for those who have not received their copy yet

but why do I think there's more truth there than first meets the eye......

I called the helpline, but all i got was crackling.

haha thats funny i may print that off and post it round my colage

i called the helpline and got scotland yard

not bad leathlet considering it cost us tax payers 14 million quid

I got swine flu and now I am as happy as a pig in s**t.

And tax free.................. so far!

Puts new slant on three little piggies, and the big bad wolf say i will huff and puff and blow your house down little piggies say piss off or we will sneeze on ya