Goff
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Welcome to the forum
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I'm getting a general feel now, Girls & Freedom look to sum it up. Although when your top to toe in mud'n sh1t I find it hard to think any girl would find that attractive.
Oh i dunno.......
Even though im now part of the cruiser brigade, i cant think of anything sexier than a bloke in race leathers (black though - none of these coloured things), sat astride a rather tasty looking sportsbike........*hubba hubba*
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One sentence, and that's all eh? Ok. No problem:
"The girls, why else."
The guys that deny this know they're lying outright.
Nope - its definately not the girls for me
Although......................
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4 wheels move the body
2 wheels move the soul.........
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I like to ride 'em hard and ride 'em fast
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The worst i had was 2 years ago when one of those cheap, nasty and VERY tacky flags that everyone had on their car windows flew off the car in front and landed squarely on my visor, rendering me compeltely blind.
I had no option but to stop in the middle of a dual carriangeway to pull the fuckin thing off.
I never caught up witht he driver but i did write a snotty letter (which WAS published lol) to my local rag
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A 'Lady' is usually some prissy stuck-up bitch who'd never touch a motorcycle because it's dirty.
Goff is a real woman, the kind that we mostly only hear of in Old English legends.
I applaud her strength and stand by her remarks.
And for that i thank you
Oh dear, you have lost the plot if you have to swear like that. Ha. Ha.Any way riding bikes like you,ve got would make anyone swear.
I bet you have a shit night tonight C ya.
And you appear to be having a pop at the legendary Tenere, the go anywhere, anytime bike. Oh dear, I actually thought Goff was a little OTT with her rebuke - but as usual (and I can't believe I'm typing this), she's (Oh crist, no, what am I about to do)RIGHT.
I've ben out my bike, in the freezing snow, it was brilliant, and it's my birthday today, so NO, I'll be having a great night thank you.
PS - still can't believe what I've just said.
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Neither can i - but im likin it
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That's no way for a lady to talk, much less one of such high standing in this forum - everything in moderation
I would have thought that by now you would have known im not one to hold my tongue, and i have neber professed to be a lady - and if the moderation comment was a dig at my status - did you think that i would suddenly change overnight?
No - i didnt think so.
It annoys the shit out of me that in the GENERAL NON YAMAHA chat section, folk talk about stuff - ok this time its crap telly, but so what....and you get some ignorant fuckwit just join up whos only comment is to call someone a sad bugger.
It is damn ignorant and downright rude to slate someone because of what they post so dont expect me to keep my gob shut.
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Just signed on to club and thought i,d see what was going on.
If this is a sample of random chat then i,ve waisted my time.
Get out a bit more, or get working on your project bike.
Sad bugger!!!!!
Then i suggest you fuck off somewhere else, cos you sure aint welcome here with comments like that.
And who the hell are you to call folk sad?
You obviously have not got the intelligence to take a proper look around before you post comments like that so keep your insults to yourself.
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I beat my daughter at Monopoly once............
Don't suppose that counts, does it ?
No......no im afraid it doesnt
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There is NOTHING wrong with Diana Vickers.
The problem is that she's trying to compete on the X Factor.
yes....yes there is .....she cannot sing. She covers the fact that she cannot sing withthat horrible screech on the end of every line.
People have compared Diana Vickers to Dolores O' Riordan of the Cranberries - what an insult.
Dolores HAS a distinctive voice - Diana Vickers does not even come close.
However - i do agree with you that the X Factor being about versatility - so what the hell is she still doing in the contest?
She can't sing, she cannot dance and she has zero personality.....everything about her, right down to that annoying thing she does with her hands trying (too hard) to make herself look like a lost little girl I dislike.
It was an absolute shame that Ruth was voted off on Saturday - she was brilliant.
Laura didnt do anything wrong to get booted - but Diana Vickers did not sing that week because she had a throat infection - that was totally unfair. If one cannot sing then no one should be voted off.
Britney Spears - hahahahahaha!!
Who the fuck does she think she is? Miming - damn right
She didnt even mentor the contestants this week - something even Diva Mariah Carey did!
Alexandra is the clear winner now - the others dont even come close.
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Write a strong letter to the chief constable of your local cop shop TODAY, and also your local MP - they are usually pretty good at sorting stuff out - but keep your cool - getting shirty dont get you anywhere as i have learned!
Hand deliver the letter to the HQ where the Chief Constable is based and get a receipt
I would then get onto the local papers if you get no joy.
Were you informed that there would be any charges at any time? If not this will be your argument all the way.
Good luck and let us know how you get on.
I am an expert at writing snottograms so if you need any help - im yer gal
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sorry mate my computer was playing up and I could only see the starting posts of every thread...
I shall letcha off this time then
Although "mate" and "man" are usually reserved for the male population - me i am a laydee and i like to doooo laydees things
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I used to play Counter Strike (an i kicked ass!) but no longer cos i haven't the time!
I play Travian - much more sedate and a right laugh
My son plays Warcraft though.....
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Depends what sound you're after an how much you wanna spend.
Vance and Hines, Screamin Eagle, Highway Hawk etc are all top brands and dont sound too bad if you want that low rumble.
However there are cheaper, much better soundin (IMHO) out there.
I have Caligula Wave dragpipes on mine.
Half the price of all the above, nowhere near as ugly and sound so much better - AND louder than those lot put together......
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easy mate, yeah the bike does have a reserve tank but it fills up automatically through the main petrol tank. All you need to do to use the reserve petrol is turn the cock. When u fill up the petrol will first fill this and then the main tank.
Im sure thats just what i said.................
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Welcome to the forum Ben
Lets see if we can help ya.....
A lot of new riders think that there is a "reserve tank" on a motorcycle which is actually a separate tank from the main tank, but it isnt.
This picture shows you how the tank is actually set up:
The yellow arrow points to the petcock intakes (or straws).
The blue area is the "fuel reserve."
The red area is unusable fuel. T
he white area above the blue, inside the tank, is the "normal" fuel.
There is no separate reserve tank.
Most bikes have only one fuel tank (its that big metal thingy you straddle when you get on yer bike and sometimes slap with yer knackers
)Most bikes that have a "reserve" tank will have 3 (or possibly 4) settings - On, Off, and Reserve
The OFF position shuts off fuel from the tank to the carburetors, and is how you want to leave the bike if it's going to sit for a long time.
The ONposition is where it should be set for normal riding. This setting allows the fuel from roughly the top 80% of the tank to flow to the engine. The way it does this is by putting a tube a few inches up into the tank, so it can't reach the fuel on the very bottom.
The RESERVE position is just like finding a longer straw. It allows you to get that last 20% of the fuel in the tank. It's not a separate tank, just a separate straw.
If you are out riding and your bike starts to run out of fuel you can switch it to Reserve and it should be enough to get you to the next petrol station to fuel up.
Make sure you turn it back to the ON postion before you set off though or else you could find you run out of fuel altogether !
Hope this helps.
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for you GOFF that could be very possible!!! its a lovely song !!! Once i get back to doing the singing i will...me and my buddy (Guy with the guitar) have been pre-occupied with our bikes but we have to get back to it!!! What are the odds of you posting more delicious pics of urself GOFF
I did do a few weeks back.....seems you may have missed those.....
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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks the owner
“Do you have any widdle wabbits??”
The shopkeepers heart melts, so he kneels down so that he is on her level and asks,
“Do you want a widdle white wabbit, a thoft fuffy bwack wabbit or like that that widdle bwown one over there..?”
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says,
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“I weally don’t fink my pyfon gives a fuck!!”
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I need a bucket
You're just jealous cos he thinks im spethul
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ooh your all heart!!
No.....no im not
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