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  1. I do have a car cos i have kids and i would be really stuck without it as school is the other side of town; but the elder of my 2 daughters goes to senior school in september so i shall be taking the younger one to school on the bike - she'll be the coolest kid there :lol:

  2. willb e watching Goffs new streetfighter project with great anticipation :D.

    it possible to streetfighter enduros? or does it have to be a sports bike?

    Not really honey lol. Ive yet to see a fighter thats not been built with a sportsbike frame. :D

    On the lookout for a GSXR750 oil cooled engine to go in my frame now.

  3. personally i would be wary of buying a streetfighter as it usually has a reason for being built (or re-built) like that, ie has it been smashed? although some may only have been on thier side and smashed the fairings and it is easier and cheaper to fighter them. if you are going to build one take some pictures of before and after and keep all the parts that you take of, this may help if you decide to sell it later.

    Absolute shite.

    You obviously know fuck all about fighters.

    Both bikes we have bought recently have been perfectly straight - we just stripped them down and built another.

    Just cos a bike has been fightered does not mean it has crash damaged - on some occasions yeah, but 99.9% of the time they havent.

    People who build fighters generally DO NOT used smashed bikes. If you know anything about fighters you will know that theres a hell of a lot more to them than a new set of bars.

    Its the ones who have smashed in their sportsbikes, stuck a set of renthals on and called it a fighter that give the rest a bad name.

    If someone is unsure they should have at least have the brains to do a HPi check.

    If you wanna learn more about fighters then can i suggest you go take a look at Old Skool Suzuki inthe project forum - those guys really know their stuff.

  4. Neither are requirements at all.

    A streetfighter is a bike which someone has built using different bike parts to their own liking. There is no specific criteria, but they can be classed as "muscle" bikes. They can be polished or powdercoated it matters not.

    Its the whole raw, aggressive look that makes a decent fighter......

    Incidentally - we will be building another one very soon using a GSXR 400 frame...

  5. When they can't handle the shallow world of glossy mags, they expose the lot and end up in top shelf mags.

    I love the whole "It's degrading to women" argument, though - If it's degrading, how come so many millions of women in teh UK alone are making such a tidy career out of doing this stuff voluntarily, then?

    We don't see them complaining when they get the paycheques, do we???!!!!

    I dont think its degrading at all. I prolly own more porn than theis lot on here put together :D

    She can't be that good - I had to Google her name up to find out who the feck she was.... shortly before scanning her Wiki entry and then dissmissing her.

    She is none other than Jordan aka Katie Price.

    If you read her autobiographies she is very very clever indeed. :D

  6. Speaking of parking - wha do you do aboutthe ignorant twats who park inthe motorcycle bays of your local ASDA? I have often gone into there only to find that some illerterate arsehole has taken up the space meant for motorcycles?

    I wear gloves with metal knuckles and these often come in useful......... :D

  7. The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled

    'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.'

    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced,

    ’From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is Law.

    You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight; and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

    After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

    Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.

    You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe then, you will massage my feet and hands.

    Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? '

    The wife replied,.....

    'the fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess. '

  8. Of course it's a good idea.

    So few celebrities deserve the laudation they get.

    Fair enough, people like Brad Pitt can (and sometimes do) act well, but such worship on the basis that they're cute is such a waste.

    One of my favourite acors is Ron Perlman - and he aint cute to look at - but there's something about him..... :wub:

    If I were a woman in this competition, I'm sure I'd want people to worship me because I raced and beat the feck out of Rossi, not because they liked the size of my tits.

    And thats where the problem lies - most of them DON'T wanna be known for that - they will do anything they can to get their faces in a glossy mag - and if that means flashing their tits, then they'll do just that. Half of them havent the brains they were born with anyway! Jodie Marsh for example - what a fuckin thick-headed excuse for a female - but on the flip side there's Katie Price - one of the most shrewd businesswomen in the UK.

    In which case it becomes the "Miss: I Think I'm Cute And Want People To Agree" competition, doesn't it?

    Exactly!!

    Takes more than a pair of tits to turn a bitch into a biker as they say...... :lol:

  9. Gimme a real woman, who;

    Is real, not a persona

    Can hold a conversation

    Can enjoy herself

    Isn't self obsessed

    Doesn't mind geting dirty

    Can wap my arse off road (anyone can goe fast on the road - with the right bike)

    Can have a good old argument, then still have a laugh about it after

    Lady at dinner, what the hell she wants to be after that!

    Has shape, like tits and an ass

    Has a real personality

    That'll be me then....... :)

  10. Try ebay.

    You can get a lowering kit on there for 14 quid which comprises of a couple of dogbones.

    Get them put on by a professional mechanic though cos fuckin aroudn withthe suspension when you arent really sure what you're supposed to be doing is not a good idea. If you lower the front you have to lower the back.

    Oh - and welcome to the forum. Pop on over to the bar and introduce yourself properly. Post us some piccies of your bikes and tell us a bit about yourself - we welcome all newbies and dont mind helping out, but we do like an introduction as its only polite really. :D

  11. Welcome to the site Ricky - thts a very lovely bike you have there.

    Be careful on her and take it easy until you have got to know her and what she is capable of and what your limits are.

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    I always was a sucker for a guy on a sportbike in full leathers *hubba hubba* sign_hitit.gif

    Comments welcome :P

    Ricky

    Are you rich? Cos that lot must have cost a fuckin fortune! :lol:

  12. OOOO where were they laced? were you riding with a pair of legs flappin in the breeze?

    lol hey are laced up the sides but the sides arent open - my god i would freze to death! :lol:

    The sides are seamed and the laces are over the top as a bit of an adjustment around the leg if required :D

  13. In which case ANY picture with Neve Campbell beats whatever anyone else cares to throw at me.

    I don't vote for someone on the basis that they have tits and I don't care who gets upset by this principle.

    Yup agree wth you on that one honey ;)

    And just for you cos i think ya rather cool ;)

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  14. I'm not sure that's what the competition is about.

    No, no your right, it isnt. But i think what TT was getting as was that it takes more than a pretty face to be a biker.

    Theres no sign of her for months, then suddenly as if by magic folk are asked to help out and vote - and the thread has gone on, and on, and on - with almost every post saying "ive voted again" and "i've added another 10 today"

    *yawn*..........

    I've not voted, but if maybe if you borrow those lace up jeans of Goffs............. :cloud9:

    Hey! Those are my riding jeans......

    Meant for riding in not posing in :lol:

    and how far would you go to win ??

    Now theres a question - depends on what you mean by how far i guess.

    These kind of contests annoy the hell out of me cos half the women cant fuckin ride a bike, so how the hell they can call call a contest Miss Racesport when you can bet your life half of those girls havent a clue where the fuckin clutch is.

    Mind you its the same with most contests like this - its not how well, or even IF you can ride - its all about the tits and ass..... :rolleyes:

  15. hey guys!!!

    LIL problem, want to know aif any1 else with a 125 drag has had this problem, when it has been raining and i get on the bike i shift from neutral to 1st and the neutral light still stays on , not as strong just a glimmer of light , sometimes worse with worse weather, im guessing this is due to water getting in somewere!?!?! infor and advice please!!

    P.S thought i would get two birds with one stone, also in bad weather my bike seems to be dragging i have talked about this before, the back end of my front mudd guard has been broken and water flicks up and hits the enginge constantly, could this be having an adverse effect on the engine?!?!?

    thanks

    Chris

    Hey honey. Is the rectifier on the 125 at the front of the bike opposite the front wheel? Could be getting wetter than normal - it prevents overcharging of the electrical systems and, as it only allows a specific amount of voltage to go to the battery, excess water MIGHT affect it so that might be yer problem - although dont quote me on it - i could be way off.

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