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swanny how I love Ya, how I love ya. My dear old swanyyyyy
Been on the alcopops again have we Drewps........
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You just go ahead and post in there.
You have 15 posts and your a paying member do fill yer boots
Any problems give us a shout
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Winter Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by 19th March 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes-Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity-Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things-Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM , 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch-Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live-Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM , location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM .
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy-Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven-What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
sorry guys...I couldn't resist!
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Have you adjusted the clutch cable?
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Ok my lovelies, this rally has been organised by yours truly to raise money for SCOPE - the charity that helps folk with cerebal palsy - so get your tickets booked cos its gonna be a fabulous weekend!
The Junction Function
24th - 25th July 2009
at Wigan Road Labour Club
Edna Road
Leigh
Lancashire
WN7 5ES
Tickets £10 pre book
£12 OTG camping all weekend included
Live bands
Friday - The Rascals
Saturday - Mr Bones website
DJ all weekend
Bike show
Rideout on Saturday
Great food and beer
Camping all weekend
24hr toilets
Hard standing for bikes
On site car parking only available for disabled badge holders and staff.
Raffle, silly games, all the usual fun & frolics
More info:
Tel: 07956 667825
Email: [email protected]
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If the shoe had been on the otehr foot then all hell would have been let loose - andit would not have been allowed
The people of the UK - and that includes Muslims should remember that the freedom to demostrate that they enjoy so much has been paid for with the blood of many many servicemen and women and they should show some fuckin respect.
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This angers me beyone belief. If you dont like it - fuck off!
My family originally came to the UK from Saudi many many years ago
My dad was the longest serving member of the BRITISH army up intil last year - he served just over 40 years
He now works for the M.O.D in Fiji
And these are my 2 brothers with me, both are currently serving - the youngest one only returned from a tour of Iraq last week.......i am so very proud of my family and my BRITISH military background - the UK is a BRITISH country not a fucking muslim one - those lot who were protesting can get to fuck for me - scumbags the lot of them.
(and no sarky comments about me being in a frock either! lol)
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ahhh the old nodding/waving debate comes round again
I nod when i see anotehr biker, csome nod back, some dont - if they dont, well its not the end of the world.
Scooter riders get a nod too - but the 16 year old oiks that gas up mentioned i dont usually bother
Incidentally - i love scooter riders - the proper scoots mind - my local scooter club has gone out of their way to help me get my summer rally together this year and they arer ALL invited.
I even go for a beer on a sunday with them at their local - have a great time i do and the DJ even plays us some rock music amongst the northern soul
We are now officially the "resident bikers" lol
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Gas up - old timer quoted the whole original post so you can get the jist from there
Although why its been edited i have no idea...................
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Welcome to the forum
The bar is that way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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If it was near me i would have been there
Ride free brother
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Great photos
Just shows you the enormity of the event i guess
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How can you say what the road was like when we can't see it?
How can any of us act as Judge and Jury without ALL of the facts?
Errrrmm...the speed he was riding at possibly?
No we cant see all the road - but his speed is a major factor.
Im not acting like judge and jury - i said that it was IMHO...........and thats all it is.
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The biker was going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY to fast
I think the WVM had already begun his turn before he biker appeared - the road looks like its quite winding - there was possible another bend behind the camera where the biker appeared from
Still - the biker was riding like a twat IMHO
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I have a few
My Sharona by The Knack
Slutgarden by Marilyn Manson
Black No 1 and All Hallows Eve by Type O Negative
And several others - all remind me of very significant points in my life..........
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He's only got 400+ feedback so happen he is struggling to cope with a high volume of sales and he has got tad confused about what needs to go where lol
See if your stuff arrives next week and if not open a dispute, report him for being a non performing seller and mark his stars accordingly.
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Car drivers fault without a doubt
The biker seemed to be keeping up with the flow of traffic on a motorway - maybe he could have avoided it but if he was in the middle lane and had pulled out into the right lane from behind a truck or something he would not have seen this in time.
Drivers fault 110%
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I've had a look at his profile and his buying and selling history and he doesnt look like a scammer to me.
His feedback is excellent and he has a lot of it all from different buyers so its genuine.
I spend a lot of time in the ebay forums and am a powerseller on another ID so i know a lot about ebay, and this isnt striking me as a scammer one bit.
Happen its either lost in the post, or something has gone a bit awry on the sellers part.
Was it the side panels or the dt switch or the cables?
Has he received any of these items?
Pull the sellers number and call him - there may be a perfectly good explanation - if he's a biker as i suspect he is from what i can find - he may have had an off or something
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There's a reason why bikers with Cruisers have big muscles - Long time outside getting suntanned while polishing bike with Autosol!!
I take it you dont use it then
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Blegom Alu all the way
Brings up the chrome lovely and contains a wax additive that protects and seals the polished metal for several weeks meaning when you get mucjk on it all you have to do is hose it off - and it dont take ages to polish up like Autosol
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3rd sitting
in General
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Just finished my 3rd sitting on this tattoo.
Hd the shading finished and some colour put in the bottom half, but had had enough by then.
Stings like a bitch right now, but its coming on and im sooooooooooo pleased.