Sacha

i've been burned so bad, but i still play with fire...

I will not share milk bottles with an elicit love nest!

come at the end of the shift we'll go and get pissed

pobody's nerfect

when all is said and done, more was said than done.

if pro is the opposite of con, then congress must be the opposite of progress

successful thesis defense! now to finish a couple of edits and then off to the bindery.

this mess is a place

...it's the dirtiest clean I know...

"...spending quality time with my kids and the milf oops i mean wilf wife.. glad she dont read this" CLASSIC!

life is too short to waste it being ladylike

...was it coca-cola

irony... the opposite of wrinkly

bowlers do it in the alley

Great day for a ride... saw some gorgeous hawks... oh and some feral dogs who owned the road.

excited for a new headlight bulb... should be here tomorrow... and then no more curfew!

really happy with the fast and friendly service from http://www.nwvcp.com/

I'm fluent in three languages... english, sarcasm, and profanity.

my girlfriend's run off with my car... and gone back to her ma n pa... tellin tales of drunkenness n cruelty...

Sometimes it's a good day to die, sometimes it's a good day to have breakfast. (smoke signals)

bowlers do it in the alley

it's funny, but being ill makes me lose my usual tolerant and easy-going approach to communal living.

guy followed me to work this morning because he was "taken" with my bike.

i can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency, that you and i could be best friends

guy followed me home tonight to ask about my bike... again... same guy who followed me to the office. should i be worried?!