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sniff6

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  1. A Realistic Assessment Of How Many 12 Year Olds I Could Beat Up Before They Overtook Me. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-realistic-assessment-of-how-many-12-year-olds-i-could-beat-up-before-they-overtook-me
  2. A Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
  3. Cracked me up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYCDbRGJc
  4. It seems to get worse the more you watch it!!
  5. A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll down...You'll love this ..... 'You got Male
  6. Can anyone here spare a couple of bob for this poor unfortunate pair.....Please. clicky here
  7. A man went into a Birmingham supermarket and tried to buy half a cauliflower. The young greens produce assistant told him that they sold only whole cauliflowers. The man persisted, and asked to see the manager, and the boy went to find him. Walking into the stock room, the boy said to his manager, "Some idiot out there wants to buy half a cauliflower." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the customer standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people here who think on their feet. Where are you from, son?" "Cardiff, sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave Cardiff ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing there but prostitutes and rugby players." "Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Cardiff." "You're kidding?" replied the boy. “What position did she play?"
  8. Think he may have twisted the frame on that now.
  9. And on a lighter side,The new John Lewis advert
  10. Interesting idea, Not sure i would buy one though.
  11. Aliens Forget to switch on the Cloak Device.... Must be real.
  12. Only because i know you love these katie lol
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