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barkwindjammer

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  1. I perchanced upon a loose translation of what the delectable Joanna Lumley gave as the Ghurka battle cry,

    Ayulgoec-quiy !

    it translates into Queens English as H-U-W-A-K-K !

    see short information film below;

    I think if Joanna Lumley was prime minister that would be absolutely fabulous,

    What do you think ?

    answers on a postcard please to

    Mick Robertson

    MAGPIE,

    London tv

    Teddington lock

    Middlesex :D

  2. My green Divvy not got a name yet but 'she ' has a theme tune, cant remember the song title, its by velvet underground and has the line "shiney, shiney, shiney boots of leather, whiplash girl-child in the dark" !

    mebbe I'll call 'her' Shiney ?

    :unsure:

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    as Archie MacPherson (football pundit and horse wisperer) would say, , "woaf" :)

  4. Baking soda (sodium bi-carbonate) has an affinity (strong absorbtion) for water-hence the 'ill-advised' use to remove rain from visors, in theory "mmmmmm-- well" yep sooks like your new girlfriend,

    get it in your eyes though an you wont know nothing about it-or anything else of a visual nature for that matter-ever again !,

    car windscreens yes-in small amounts i.e. not 'Dollops', or whatever the term used was ?

    Dont be a 'cabron' !

    :mellow:

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