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    dayyyy-oooo!...

    in The Bar

    Posted

    Man! I just cant get this song outta my head -

    I hate it when that happens. its mostly kids songs / tv show theme tunes with me.

    Then they drive you mad for days because you can't forget them.

    Nicely sung by the way! :lol:

    May I also add the following song to the annoyingly catchy list:-

    "A-whimba-way, A-whimba-way

    In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight."

    etc

    (you know the one i mean!) :blink:

    Singalong everyone....

    A SAD WEEKEND IN NORTHERN IRELAND

    in General

    Posted

    Thats tragic.

    I was out with a crowd of bikes on Sat (there was 46 bikes, 2 sidecar outfits & 2 trikes with us), roads were really busy with traffic, including large number of tractors.

    Good weather in Northern Ireland encouraged everyone out so roads were bunged.

    Ride safe everyone.

    cant spell

    in Yamaha Workshop

    Posted

    Call me old fashioned but I'm getting a little tired of queries coming through with semi-text/pidgeon english/lazy/useless cant spell etc.Yesterday someone wrote 'eney'.......I will not reply to such guff

    I'd like to take this opportunity to introduce you to a bit of traditional Ulster-Scots (also known as Ulster-ish) -

    FECK OFF YA PRAT. WIND YER NECK IN. :angry:

    Why waste your time and ours posting such nonsense?

    If you don't like it, tough. Don't forget to close the door on the way out.....

    Rant over. Sorry to the normal forum users for my little outburst.

    New look

    in General

    Posted

    i did...... ;)

    lol, those ones were impressive alright.

    Need few more contributors now....

    btw Goff, I'm still waiting on those 'special' ones you promised to email to me!! ;):praying::hail::photo2:

    New look

    in General

    Posted

    Absolutely useless statement without piccies....... :P

    That would require a whole different section to the forum!! Members only?? lol

    A friend uses a very popular car-owners forum (which shall remain nameless for the minute) which has an area for members to upload pics of their cars, often including scantily clad / naked lovelies! I'm sure similar would see subscriptions soar!

    Wanna start it off Goff? ;):P

    thoughts

    in Yamabyss

    Posted

    - More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me.

    Ever notice that you're always busting for them to finish so you can tell your story - but then can't remember what you wanted to say when they eventually let you speak?? :blink:

    Maybe i'm just gettin old.....

    Music fans

    in The Bar

    Posted

    I wonder if she liked it... that taste of her cherry chapstick..... :lol:

    Hope her boyfriend di'n't mind it!!

    There's only one person who can answer this one....... ;):eusa_drool::popcorn:

    Music fans

    in The Bar

    Posted

    this who ya mean???? gimme Goff anyday

    katy-perry40-copy.jpg

    That's not a great pic of her, doesn't do her justice.

    But now you've started a pic war with Goff! Looking forward to next installment tho!! :D

    Wonder if Goff has ever kissed a girl ?? lol

    Newbie YZF 750R

    in Yamaha Gallery

    Posted

    Welcome!

    Very nice wheels (both the 2 wheeled & 4 wheeled!).

    Enjoy your time here, some very knowledgable people (and plenty of not-so-clever ones like me!) and you're always guaranteed a few laughs.

    hope someone tipped you off about newbies having to bring some biscuits for our resident siren Goff (can't go wrong with Jaffa Cakes) :lol:

    Time to go?

    in The Bar

    Posted

    And THATS an order!!! Bondage.gif

    Oh cheeky, you know i love it when you're dominant!! lol :hail::whip:

    Anyway I'd miss ya biglove.gif

    Aww, bless. Thanks honey. You're just keeping me sweet cos i got first dibs on your VFR & who else would start the Goff-worshipping threads! :D

    Time to go?

    in The Bar

    Posted

    Well, the FZR is gone :-(

    Was a reluctant sale but had to go to boost the finances due to work being slow.

    So does that mean i'm now a forum reject seeing i dont own a Yam at the min? :blink:

    Would really like a Thundercat or Ace as next bike but will see what comes my way in few months.

    In meantime, my biking is limited to borrowin my dad's R1100RS beemer OR this.....

    velo.jpg

    Great fun to ride, just dont try to get your knee down! :D

    Reckon it'd still pass Foamy.....

    RAF attestation tomorrow :)

    in General

    Posted

    good luck foams and whtch for the left handed screwdrivers and buckets of steam :lol:

    also be aware of being told to ask for 'a long weight' or an '8 inch repopulating tool!'. :blink:

    These were just some of the pranks tried when i was an apprentice.

    Hot Date gone wrong!

    in Yamabyss

    Posted

    Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.

    She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend.

    On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum.

    He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.

    'I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought!

    Then he touched her Milky Way.

    They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.

    It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and TicTacs.

    Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.

    When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

    Unfortunately, 3 days later his Magnum lolly started to drip.

    It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts. :blink::D

    my bike

    in Yamaha Gallery

    Posted

    Very nice bike - would love one. Just need to get rid of my main expense first (the wife!!) :D

    Do you know colour code for that blue? Would love to use it on a little project i have in mind.

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