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a lad at work rang in sick, he told the manager who couldn't keep it to himself, . im sorry i can't work today ,i took a viagra last night and the effects haven't worn off yet, i should be ok for tommorow though, by.. :lol: . he's an hero in my eye's.

Harley for sale. Read the ad!

I was sitting down chatting to a girl in the pub last night. One thing lead to another and before I knew it I was groping her tits. She said, "Everybody is looking, do you want to go somewhere a little more private?" I thought, "You kinky bitch" as I slipped two fingers into her fanny.

The guy had the hiccups!

i went out last-night on the lash, you know the one ....a major piss up with the boys, i woke up this morning lying next to the most ugliest bastard you could imagine..................................................................................... that's when i realized i made it home safe and sound.

Get off the phone, dog! :|

Amazin, handy if you think the wifes fucking about, , just chuck the tracker in here bag,

Amazin, handy if you think the wifes fucking about, , just chuck the tracker in her bag,

been taking some flak for this, thought best post before someone else does I

Heads Up Display concept for your helmet anyone? LINKY

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my …

Often seen hanging around roundabouts in Nottingham. Men dressed as giant pizza boxes.

i quite like this one: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SCOOTABOBBER-/221196879895?_trksid=p5197.m1992&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D14%26meid%3D6006141717805858467%26pid%3D100015%26prg%3D1006%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D221196879895%26

I don't know if I've already told this one before but here goes anyway. A young lad about 9 years old was sent to bed early by his parents because he was being a right little sod. So he went up to his bedroom and started reading his comics, about 10 o'clock he heard his mum and dad come up to bed so he pretended to be asleep. After about 15 minutes he heard a strange noise coming from their bedroom, as if they were jumping up and down on the bed. So he got out of bed and went into their bedroom only to find them making love. “Get out!” shouted dad. About three minutes later dad went into his bedroom and said “look son, if you don't tell anybody what you just saw I…

What makes 100%? what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? we have all heard of someone who wants to give more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions; if; A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 24 25 26. THEN; H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96% But' A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% And' B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+…

I learn something new every day. Today I learnt that I should have done better at school and got a proper job!

Well av been a yam Dt fan since 1976, but always hankered after a Ts,250, after seeing and hearing newmans at Squires , i had to have one,,,

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