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  1. Started by DirtyDT,

    LINKY

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  3. Started by NE0,

    Got sent this, sure some of you have to, however, i thought I'd share it here.......very amusing! Baldrick: "What I want to know, Sir, is, before there was a Euro there were lots of different types of money that different people used. And now there's only one type of money that the foreign people use. And what I want to know is, how did we get from one state of affairs to the other state of affairs." Blackadder: "Baldrick. Do you mean, how did the Euro start?" Baldrick: "Yes, Sir." Blackadder: "Well, you see Baldrick, back in the 1980s there were many different countries all running their own finances and using different types of money. On one side you had t…

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  4. Started by drewpy,

    The Everton manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later Everton are 2-0 down to Newcastle with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation. He scores 3 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 2 - 0 down but I s…

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  5. Started by drewpy,

    demonstration of how to combine various powder sachets and water into an extraordinary, edible miniature of actual food. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc

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  6. Started by wild foamy,

    Heya peeps Im trying to change the privacy settings on facebook so that certain people can write things on my wall but only those people will be able to view it and the rest of my friends list wont, is there a feature that lets me do this?

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  7. Started by drewpy,

    do you remember these famous people from the 70's?

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  8. Started by blackhat250,

    Never mind the fastest indian,

  9. Started by dCm,

    Arrived to pick my girlfriend (now wife / boss ) from her dads place , not really knowing the family too well ... took a deep breath rang the door bell . my lady opens and says lets go quickly. all of sudden " dad " shouts ... turn round and he throws a shotgun round at me , he then calmly says ` after 11 itll be moving a lot faster ` and closes the door.

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  10. Started by blackhat250,

    Well blue sky & sunshine 11 degree"s = run on the H2 after rebuilding bottomend, new crank& 3rd gear & selector. success all is good , except 3 mls from home and chain flew off,[ split link] Any way was good to be out again, now to finnish the Ts250. The DT175 won"t be out till salt has been washed off roads,,

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  11. Easily done!! LINKY

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  12. Started by DirtyDT,

    Read the whole description and Q&A's.. LINKY

  13. Started by drewpy,

    give foams a mirror and his fave track off the magic roundabout album and you have this

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  14. Started by wild foamy,

    Well peeps, ive finally found a fitting replacement for my Kia Picking it up at the weekend atleast it isnt another DT50...

  15. Started by wild foamy,

    Well peeps, i cannot justify £2000 to insure this car, thats 4 times what its worth!. Ive sorted out the little imperfections that it had, repaired the water leak, fixed the rust on the roof, made the stereo work e.t.c, just needs an MOT and its good to go, bye bye Mitsy LINKY LINKY

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  16. Started by up.yours,

    it's a fact that the southern white whale, can produce up to five gallons of sperm per session,

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  17. Started by up.yours,

    http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/model/yamaha/yamaha_rd350lc%2080.htm

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  18. Started by barkwindjammer,

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13691608

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