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bad taste but youve got to laugh I reported a dead woman lying in a field to the police. They asked me: 'How did you find her body?' I said, 'Her tits were ok, but the rigormortis had tightened her arse a bit too much for my liking' My missus asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb, so I drew a cock on it A man donates blood to his wife after she is badly hurt in a car crash. A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and he demands his blood back!. So she throws a tampon in his face and says "there you go you miserable git, I'll pay you back monthly!" And the moral of this story is :- Even if a woman eventually pays back wha…

LINKY PS. This is not a recommendation to buy the van!

bad week , fiirst whitney now H from steps has died

michael barrymore was asked if he was doing panto this year, he replied"i did aladin 8 years ago and look were that got me".

Refurbing the TS250, and getting my DT125 paint set ready for the transition, Painted & applied decals myself, Dt125 needs clear coat, Here she was before, note black wheels /bars etc, and the silly white coach line on tank, wheels are being built , new spokes, &rims, not by me this time, too busy,

amazing, fantastic, cutting edge, these are the profane words of wisdom by BWJ when he first tested the POWER GLOVE see for yourself and be in awe at the amazing 8bit graphics

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?" …

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Whats with the blank page , wen switching between posts,, its annoying,, as fk ,

Just a quick tip for the ladies. When your man asks for a blow job don't moan about it! Just remember ...............its easier to swallow a table spoon of salt than it is to lick a dead fish!

clicky linky and enter your neighbour's address, let the program do the rest.

We are fortunate to live in a free democracy, our kith and kin slogged, sweated, and toiled for that freedom, and we don't put a moments thought to it-until its 'Remembrance day', then we buy a poppy. dewing the woaw ! so, 'dewing' those moments of frustration when a bolt shears, there's no spark, you walk away from the bike at a filling station-and the stand isn't down ! have a think about the determination, guts, and ingenuity of geeks/enthusiasts like this (link below) that wont be beaten-regardless of the odds, and of the people that had to use this 'determination' in anger/necessity. Defo one for fellow 'wing-nuts' out there,,,,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=cYIhNLEzAds&feature=related Well worth watching, if it works

Like a bus...

is it pissing down and snowing in scotland , as my perants are on there way over for a break , and i heard its absolutly shit weather your having.

why don't paki's let their kids play in the sand the cats keep burying them up !!!!!!

Old but pretty addictive. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/Cat+Death+Auto/

i went to citroen for a replacement key as the central locking button had worn and fallen out of the key case citroen wanted £196 + vat + extra for it to be cut, a look on ebay , and i found a key blank case , all you have to do is swap your inards, ie your old remote and battery into the new unit , it cost £1.95+£1pp it comes with a blank key that cost £3.50p to get cut ,or you can simply put your old key into this case. don't go to TIMPSONS as they won't cut your blank key, they said their insurance don't cover it, you have to use there blanks, i asked iff the had one with a chip in it , no she said , i said here use this then after goi…

What can you say "Nom nom" my random input for the evening