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Well the wife is at work till late tonight and i was sat on the sofa attempting to find something of interest on the tv and as like normal i failed. So it was off to the man cave to find things to do and i spotted the old sprocket from the XJ and a spare bit of metal. Surely i could make them into something? Then i spotted the crappy clock i bought from Wilkinsonsfor £2 and then the idea happened. Now thats better suited to the man cave

I know Tommy was complaining that his current physique was letting him and his potential mistresses down! Fret no more Tommy 2 bellies, here is your answer A push up Muscle shirt http://theflatteringman.com/?view=preview convert fat to muscle shapes

I cannot access the random section, any ideas?

Isn't it funny how expensive original gaskets and bearings are? Ironic funny - Not really funny!!

Cheese and pickle sandwiches.

Religion is like a penis, It's fine to have one, It's OK to be proud of it, But you should not get it out in public and start waving it around, And it's just wrong to try to shove it down others throats, especially children !!

Well it quiet on here , hers some OLD faces,,,,, ">http:// "> http:// And me at Spa classic, on H2 , [NO GLOVES] at front, ">http://http://s1110.photobucket.com/user/Blackhat750/media/DSC_8371_imagelargespa2.jpg.html'>

It's a sad day,,,,,, Had to put my dt-1 up for sale on ebay

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right you here's a question for only the smart amongst you.. if you buy an updated sd card from say"Tom-tum, about £32 would you then be able to (lend ) it to a mate, so that he could maye copy it onto his own sd card, and use it free in his own satnav .

Riding through the countryside I saw a scarecrow in a field trying to have a wank. I thought to myself, he's clutching at straws

A Scottish Soldier in full dress uniform marches into a chemist shop. Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna, he unfolds it to reveal a smaller silk square handkerchief, which he also unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. ... The chemist holds it up and eyes it critically. "How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the chemist. "Six pence," says the chemist. "How much for a new one?" "Ten pence" says the chemist. The Scot painstakingly folds the condom into the silk square handkerchief and the cotton bandanna, replaces it carefully in his sporran and marches out of the door, shoulders back…

who remembers these 70's porn mags, don't it just take you back . "HUSTLE" started it off if im not mistook , you younger ones wont know what your missing as it's not been done on a computer screen yet. not to my knowledge anyhow.. their you go ! any good computer boff could cash in on this idea..take it to the dragons den and and present it well ,, this time next year you could be a millionaire ..

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OXFORD-MOTOTRCYCLE-RIDER-PILLION-GRIPS-LOVE-HANDLES-/381023339646?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item58b6c2c47e

Hey folks, Just after a bit of advise really on how to sell the bike on eBay? I typed in my description then proceeded to select the category to put it in but couldn't seem to be able to get the cars / motorbike category? It only seems to bring up accessories and parts? Anyone got any ideas on if I'm doing something wrong or is eBay being a twat?

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