Yamabyss

There are only ten times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use: 10. What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? -- Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 9. What the fuck was that? -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 8. Where did all these fucking Indians come from? -- Custer, 1877 7. Any fucking idiot could understand that. -- Einstein, 1938 6. It does so fucking look like her! -- Picasso, 1926 5. How the fuck did you work that out? -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 4. You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? -- Michelangelo, 1566 3. Scattered fucking showers, my arse! -- Noah, 4314 BC 2 Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? -- Bill C…

WHOS GOT EM ALL. HAVE TRIED EVERYWHERE LOOKING FOR PETROL TANK HEEELLLLP

Hes not been on for a year,,,🤔

And another thing, Why are so many of you English flying the union flag, are you not proud to be English? The Scots and the Welsh Fly their own flags and rightly so, The flag of St George, you'll find it under ESTONIA' My God, Next thing Scotland, Wales and Union flag will all disappear and be replaced by the bloody Euro banner thingy

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics: 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 9 have been accused of writing bad cheques 17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shop-lifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organisation is this? It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hun…

I've got a YBR 125CC 2010 black model. I got it just over a week ago. My friend is getting a YZF-R125. Obviously his is just under £2000 more but i've noticed that the speedo and everything is better quality. I'm just wondering which is the better bike, and what's the speed difference? Both accel and top speed. I don't want him overtaking me all the time

Charles and Camilla, i couldn't give a rats arse! Is anybody really interested! They next two months are going to be torture here in blighty!

a previes for those who have not received their copy yet

Mick appeared on the Irish version of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' and was nearly at the end of the quiz with winnings of £500,000.. 'You've done very well so far,' said the show's presenter, 'to get the £1 million, you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question . . . will you have a go?' 'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!' 'OK. The question is: Which of the following birds does NOT build its' own nest?' a) Robin b Sparrow c) Cuckoo or d) Thrush.' 'I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use my last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Ballygoon.' Mick called up his mate, told him th…

Hi All I am looking for a complete exhaust (new) for a 95 XV750 Virago, I have been trawling the internet and can't get any straight answers from anyone, at this time I have no exhaust on the bike and every one wants to sell me a part system or slip on's, when I am emailing the suppliers I am just getting conflicting answers, "like yes sir it is complete, it comes with all the fixings needed to couple it to your existing pipes"...Grrrr! or "we wouldn't sell half an exhaust" Grrrrr! Can any nice intelligent Yamaha owner give me some help with this one please? Joe

I don't understand the logic, spend a couple of grand on a new bike then before the clock has made 3 figures look for ways to make it faster. I don't see why people dont seek out tidy TZR's, Mito's even RG's. A flick through CMM and such shows up enough of em usually even restored they are well under a grand, and you can REALLY make them shift with nothing more than a pipe and some jetting. The late 80's bikes are even free of all the stupid E marked exhausts rubbish and restrictive noise requirements. And you can get the old DT's and TZR's up to 230cc thats like 40 odd hp. Am i just getting old.........

My name is Zoomsplat and i'm a TWAT

why does my 02 plate dt125 only do 70mph?

he needs help guys (and gals)

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday! " It fe…

Why men are not agony aunts Dear Neville, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the yammy shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd ca…

The funniest add I have seen for a while. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/390791613098

Shii

As topic says, girl biker, on travels, [ triumph] last week she was in Ireland. this week Spain,,, great program, its repeated , every few nights, check listings,, channel , 251 also... 252 is + 1 hour,,,,,,, thankx to vetura " for correction

Kev begged me to post this, don't know why but I've done it now!