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Made me laugh http://www.ebay.co.u...#ht_5035wt_1336 specially the ask seller question bit at bottom very funny but bet ebay remove it

Well here's a little story for you, At work i park my bike down by the smoke hut, one because im down there a fair bit, two its a good chance i can get a space there and three its out the way. Well i was down there just now and this twat comes over and starts poking and prodding and playing with it.........in front of me. So i just politely said "stop touching my bike" in a nice tone etc etc. His reply was "well im only looking" "well i thought you only look with your eyes, unless you blind!?" (me) "no need to get shitty with me" (him) "well give me your car keys and i will go have a LOOK at your car" (me) "get fucked your not touching m…

Most people think it 's improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.' One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. Some say it's the vibration from the car, others say it's the time away from any distractions such as TV, Video Games, Computer, IPod, etc. Either way, my kids usually calm down and stop misbehaving after our car ride together. Eye to eye contact helps a lot too. I've included a photo below of one of my sessions with my son, in case you would like to use the technique. Sincerely, Your Friend

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Hiya peeps, Been thinking now about getting some of the afore mentioned items as im starting to buy/sell the jap cars as a hobby. As far as i understand, the VAT threshold is around £60,000 a year, and if i am trading FTOs worth £500-£750 every month or so im never going to come near that, but as far as i understand it to get trade plates i would need a trade licence... and to get a trade licence i would need to be registered as a trader. I have the form to apply for a trade licence, but how do i register as a motor trader? also if i apply for a trade licence how do i go about getting trade plates from that? this is confusing me already

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Ca…

Triplets A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I …

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh? Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise …

Came close to an off today and the best of it is if i'd been riding like a tawt i'd have been nowhere near. Riding through Buckby obeying all the laws of the road. Being a good boy just enjoying being on the bike, going nowhere with all afternoon to do it in. Coming out of buckby village under the bridge approaching the national limit, checks mirror, indicator on, thinking pass the car and the van on the straigh(ish) bit then i've got the bends to myself. The car desides to turn right! one of those mirror, signal, turn all done as one jobbies. He clocks me at the last second and brakes/carries on a bit i had already braked as it felt all wrong as i went to get on the g…

going on a weeks Camp in Cheshire with the scouts, so will be off line till next Sunday. say safe folks and talk to all when I get back

Hiya peeps Basically ive been tasking with sorting out 5 or 6 mini motos which were used at the RAF Cosford kart club until the previous IC lost interest in them, most of which are complete and look barely used with several boxes of spares aswell, in return i will be allowed to keep one of them, but compared to a fireblade it seems a bit shite So i ask the question... what can i do to a 50cc two-smoker to get more power out of it?, im looking at things i can do myself at relatively cheap cost to make it as rapid as possible (not too bothered if it blows up, its just a toy). ill get some pics after work, its such a cute thing with its little purple fairing

Peeps, it is mushy cider brainfart time of night... Turbo... With downdraught carbs (a la project Fuck), is it a possibility?, or would it simply shit all over itself and blow things up?

Well" there gonna be back , big time , The superior Engine will prevail, masses of BHP, [ always were ahead bhp,per cc ] ie; 1989 KR1S 250cc 60 bhp x 4 = 240bhp per 1000cc, match that with a 4stroke. 1000.

well having checked my tyres my rear was right on the limit.so there was nothing for it but to put my hand in my pockets and sort them out. decided to replace both with bridgstone bt 023 dear tyres but they get a good write up,£258 lighter i set of home all of 8 mile park up go in for my rucksack come back out to find rear tyre flat as a pancake,paddock stand out spin the wheel and spend 10 mins checking tyres cant see anything so ring them up, ok mate we will send the van out 2 hours later van arrives no ramp he had forgotten it so using my paddock stand removes wheel and goes off an hour later i get a phone call its a puncture mate its in a bad place you may need a …

hi i have a tzr 125 1991 h reg that i have put back together after buyin it in pieces but i dont know where the vac pipes go on the carb,she will run without them connected, please help

any 1 got a tzr hear

Heya guys i have just bought a tzr 50 and the engine needs an overhaul. Im looking to get new crank, seals, bearings, top end etc. have any of you guys had a tzr 50? What set up did you use? I.e what crank with what top end? Was it big bore? The most important thing i am looking for is reliability. I will sacrifice top speed for this. Any advice will be great. Thanks Scott