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Nice http://imgur.com/a/hkG00#0 Njoy

Well just a storey really was doing my cbt today loads of fun btw. and my instructor was saying that he had this girl to train yesterday and after falling off a geared bike and several hours on a scooter was told to go home. upon hearing this gave the instructor a tirade of abuse not his fault she cant ride for s**t.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it. I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out. If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full hou…

Spent the day out on my bike today had a brilliant time but I had a wake up call on my first leg of the jorney. Riding along the M25 and there were more police cars than I have had hot diners, at first I thought that they had heard that I was on the road but no several miles down the road the inside lane was shut off by dozens of police cars and it appeared that they had forced a car off the road onto the hard shoulder as it had been going the wrong way, it makes me shudder to think what could have happened.

I hope this in the right section. So just another Friday at work looking forward for 2pm to come and leave for easter before my dreaded shift to change from days to nights. 2pm comes and I clock out. I approach my bike and turn the alarm off later I realise I forgot to arm it..(Found out the auto-arm featute does not work lol) and take off the chain. I go to put my key in and this is what I seen.. http://imgur.com/qaEMMj1 Instantly I was angry and decided to speak to security. His response was I didn't see anything mate sorry.. Nice to know my company employs competent staff.. Anyways CCTV is poor quality and you can see a guy come through the gates and quickly g…

Im 110% convinced that some tw@t has it in for me this moneth. Firtsly my paint job gets fecked cos the petrol fumes made it bubble so it gets sent back for repair. Comes back from repair (6 weeks later!) and im not entirely happy with it but it will have to do. So im thinking i will get a stainles steel ring about 2 inches wide - bit like a large washer - made to fit around the petrol hole to prevent any firther damage. Commisions the help of local steel fabricator draws a piccy and everything, then goes to collect ring a week later. Its WRONG!! It sits 2 inches ABOVE the opening and is 1/2 inch wide! So - i need this by the following day as bike has MOT -…

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I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door. They asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex. It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch." --- Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations" but none of them rub your dick and say "well done"? --- Honestly some folk will take offence at anything. I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was "How are you getting on?" --- Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this you…

Just thought i'd post this up of my son's new group he has going. Its made up of his uni friends, but they are good players. this is their 1st gig a the Aatma in manchester that's him on the left, looking all grown up

A note you would not forget in a hurry if it was on your fridge merv

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-28586702 A True Story tinged with sadness... Now it turns out there's footage of the accident.

good to see someone with a sense of humour

ok any of you here from southend , and if not any1 go to the ace cafe bike shakedown this year ? there were tones of bikes! fucking sweet any1 going nxt year ?

nova song

A little ditty for all pasta lovers. A man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of the rendevous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discreet he told her to simply mail him a post card and write �Spaghetti� on the back, he would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day …

If I'm lucky I may have picked up 3 points and speeding tax this morning. If I'm unlucky and didn't squeeze the brake in time, I might be off to court. Now it's the waiting game. Shit really. Innit.

Thought everyone might be interested to know that following the UK Government's freedom of information act you can now get access to ALL speed camera offences registered in the last 12 months. Did you know that every time your car goes past a speed camera, even 1mph over the set limit, it is registered and put on a database? You only get a ticket if you are way over the limit or, (this is the bit that I didn't know) if you receive over 10 near misses, you will be classed as a serial offender and get a ticket the next time you go just over the limit. This is why you hear of people being done for 34mph in a 30mph limit area, whilst others doing 39 do not. You …

In a recent story in our paper a local biker was given a 2 year ban and a £400 fine after being clocked at 142mph on a dual carriageway in Kent. He accepted that he had broken the law and deserved to be punished, but felt that the ban was excessive citing in his defence: Amir Khan the boxer had been stopped by Lancashire police after a chase which reached speeds of 155mph, he was given a £1000 fine and a 42 day ban, this was his second driving offence, the first in which he injured a pedestrian. The biker felt that this was inconsistent...........................................what do you all think?

What dooes Speedy Gonzalez use to lay his carpets? Underlay Underlay!!!! I think we should start that cracker joke thread again like last year!!...............