Yamabyss

so he traded it in for summat more in keeping woth his age

Got a bloody great screw in my back tyre , goes right through the tread not the side wall. Have any of you used one of these tubeless tyre repair kits at all? I have one on order but not sure if they are a temporary fix only or a permanent fix, do any of you know which it is? Looked at the "Mushroom" type but the write ups are a bit on these are not to good so bought a push through string thingy, do these work on=k and again are they just a temp fix or do I have to fork out £150 plus for a new bloody tyre?

This is starting to piss me off now. Last sunday i lost my phone whilst walking the bike back from hungerford after it ceised up. then during the week i lost both the remote for my home cinema system and my TV, so my home cinema system can't be adjusted (no buttons on the unit itself) and my TV is stuck on PC input mode. and NOW ive come to book my theory test and ive lost my wallet, which has £30 cash, my driving licence, bank card and a few other bits in it. this is fucking rediculous. dam you gremlins, give me my stuff back rant over

Well that didn't last long did it? Just said the bike was all up together and how nice it would be not to have to worry about anything cos I had fixed it all, yeah right, went to Portsmouth yesterday about 300 miles and all going swimmingly when I decided to give it the beans just to blow the dust off you understand, and I have the worst clutch slip imaginable !!! So it's now in bit's in the garage while I try to figure out if I need a complete new set of plates or can just make do with a set of cork plates. Plus it's pissing oil out of the bottom of the barrels so a new set of base gaskets as well. Next time I even think about saying how fixed it is I'm going to bite my …

I just put a oil relocation kit on my 2006 v star custom. had a few leaks with the hoses on the kit at first but got that straight, now I have a new leak coming from my oil pan, somewhere on top. does anyone have the relocation kit on their bike and have you had any problems? could the kit cause undo pressure on the bike? Johnny.

Been trying to post to the site and read the posts for the last couple of days, I keep getting "ERROR CODE EX2" almost every time I do anything, is this happening to you? My profile - crashes the page - Activity - crashes the page Unread post - crashes the page. Seriously thinking it's time to move on. Sent details to "SUPPORT" and heard nothing back, this is since the last upgrade mind not the one before that changed everything! Going to miss you guys and girls but it's not worth all this hassle anymore, take care and ride safe, catch you on the flip side.

It maybe a Honda Dros but i reckon this is motorcycle abuse of the first degree

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't…

Archaeoligists have dug up Old git s first bike . rumour has it ,its under resto and check the tax disc , 1920 . old git was 15 then.

I would just like to make it clear, that this is not from personal experience! A wee old man went into a chemist to buy Viagra. "Can I have 6 tablets, and can you cut them into quarters for me?" "I can cut them into quarters sir" says the chemist, "but a quarter won't give you a full erection" "I'm 96" says the old man, "I don't have any use for an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*ss on my slippers!!!"

Well summat I did not know even existed turned up today. My mum recently died and my sister was turning out her old pictures. Myself and the Yamaha RD250D my sister and her Puch maxi circa 1979 I reckon, please note obligatory cat, in the form of Snoopy a formidable moggie who could leap through that fanlight window above the puch with a half grown rabbit in her mouth that she had murderded to feed her kittens with

OldGitOnABike is out on a long summer ride in the country... Feeling hungry, he pulls up to this roadside cafe in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the doors, he sees a sign hanging over the counter: COLD BEER: £2.00 HAMBURGER: £2.25 CHEESEBURGER: £2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £3.50 HAND JOB: £50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, OG walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female, who is serving coffee to a couple of sun-wrinkled Harley riders. She glides along the counter to OldGit.... "Yes?", she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. "May I help you?" Old Git lean…

Your signature appears to change color everytime i am on the forum i must be tripping out....shit

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!” So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man”. She responded to my puzzle…

Found one of this guys videos on YouTube... http://www.youtube.c...er/ajyari099999 All his videos are shot's of womens arses. What a proper bloke (Disclaimer) Oh and of course i do not approve of ogling women's bottoms

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_LCQkSst5iQ

Driving your car and talking on the 'phone.....! Car drivers that are texting while driving......! I don't think any threat of licence points or fines will ultimately stop this phenomenon. What if I was to offer a discussion suggesting that learner drivers should be tested officially as able to drive and talk, drive and textmessage as part of the accepted Driving Test? In a controlled Driving Test Environment, it makes sense to test an individual's ability to do a three point turn, park between vehicles, navigate traffic flow, drive uphill from a stationary position. Why not include the talk and drive/talk and text ability. Most would fail! It would be…

Here's a good'n for all the born again & mature riders. click here. and turn your sound on.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kawasaki-H2-750-Mk4-Classic-1974-Road-Bike-Project-/272473845940?hash=item3f70b4f0b4:g:QREAAOSwux5YRB0c Cor.

beats the mankini https://www.ebay.com/p/Mens-Crochet-Thong-for-Beach-Pool-or-Lounge-Custom-Made-in-Any-Color-90-More/1448875968 just need to find some very thin wool