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  1. Started by steve.. Oh,

    Right.. Something i found when i had a little 50cc (Pug Speedy 2) when i changed my exhaust i had to change my rollers, jet and some other stuff. So basically it was like a puzzle. If i wanted to fit one thing i had to change about 500 other things.. So, if i wanted to put one of those new aftermarket exhausts on my R125, would i have to change loads of other stuff too? P.S im looking at the scorpion exhaust

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  2. Started by sniff6,

    This was a TV show where contestants are given like, 150 questions to answer while taking a lie detector test. The chick lost her husband, dignity, self respect, respect and everything else... just for CASH... typical, chicks.... she needs a slap or two. I think this was the controversial episode that got it taken off the air later on.. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=974_1352094286#se6S4RaUlPystrGt.99

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  3. I saw this non marked, dangerously parked, speed camera on a very busy ring road this afternoon. Anyone in the inside lane would have to encroach into the outside lane to safely pass the van. It was on the border of a slip road which would have affected viability. Parked astride a concrete lane divider and on hash marks. There were a few police cars passing when I took the picture so they didn't seem to be worried about drivers safety. This was outside a Hospital as well.

  4. Started by Remelad,

    Bit of a random one guys and gals but...we have the 5 best ever songs...but if money and or time was no object...what bike/s would you have in ur pimped out garage? (Even blasphemy maybe accepted...as long as its classic

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  5. Started by drewpy,

    This ad has got to be from a young person. just imagine his thought process this moped is reliable very fast goes 65 mph the only thing wrong with it is that the engine is seized but apart from that its ready to go thanks Great, it does 65 on a reliably seized engine and is ready to go.... to the breakers

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  6. Started by Airhead,

    380 dollars for a kickstart lever! LMFAO http://www.ebay.com/itm/281449738118?item=281449738118&viewitem=&sspagename=ADME:SS:SS:GB:3160&vxp=mtr

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  7. Started by drewpy,

    How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the tube and think, 'I'll fucking have that!' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've started taking Viagra for my eyes, it makes me look well hard ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Zeal…

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  8. Started by waynemorris,

    hi could some one tell me if the down pipes of an fzr600 will fit on an fzr400 exup. i am hopeing it would give me more power. thanks

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  9. [-X to some people its a very bad word :shock: .....to others its just a word :twisted: ...will heres a link to explane it all enjoy.. :wink: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm if women had wheels we could ride them all day....

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  10. Started by bindie,

    my xv535 failed for the exhaust being stamped "not for highway use"(i never realised this and it had passed the last 2 yrs at the same garage),after some kind advice from another forum i was informed that a little bit of tape over the offending words would be enough for it to pass.......it did and only got an advisory for being loud so if anyone has this problem it might help.

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  11. Started by wild foamy,

    Well peeps, took the trusty Pajero in for its MOT today... after about 15 minutes the tester came in and explained the problems, went out to the ramp to have a look and the surface corrosion appeared to be more sever than i thought. inner sills were completely shot (mud flicks up onto the sidesteps and rots it out), arches were gone and covered with just the plastic trim, chassis legs were rusted through over the rear axle/body mounts, what i thought was a minor leak of oil from the diff input seal turned out to be a ruptured breather from the diesel tank, even put 2 new tyres and a reversing light bulb in it half an hour before the test, ended up taking it ba…

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  12. Started by wild foamy,

    hi everyone... are there any rules/terms a person needs to meet before they can become a motorcycle courier? (for a business or even privately) sounds like an interesting job, i would quite like to give it a go... anyone had any experiance being a courier? needs something with a bigger payload than my DT50 though... maybe a jawa with a sidecar - Steve

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  13. Started by mr.stifma,

    Please visit our website, we have plenty nice eye candy! We are a Swedish club, but even if you can not read our language, so can a picture say more than one hundred words! www.nogg.se / begstimx Best regards Mr.Stifma Sweden

  14. Started by vic-fzr600,

    I know this one isnt a Yam, but it still applies!

  15. Started by drewpy,

    Mine turned out to be "Raiders of the Lost Ark". I was surprised how this worked. Be honest and don't look at the movie list till you have done the math! Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again. Now add the two digits together to find your predicted favorite movie in the list of 18 movies below. Movie List: 1. Gone With The Wind 2. E.T. 3. Beverly Hills Cop 4. Star Wars 5. Forrest Gump 6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 7. Jaws 8. Grease 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Goat 10. …

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  16. Started by drewpy,

    Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the …

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  17. Started by drewpy,

    someone at work got me onto this programme, its on BBC1 @ 10:30 http://www.bbc.co.uk/i/z02dj/

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  18. Started by YamaHead,

    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello?" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which." "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders. "Normally we c…

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  19. Started by Nik,

    I found a company doing some great carbon fibre bits for the MT-03 but everything is out of stock plus they are an Italian company. Does anyone know if there is a UK company doing something similar? I have had my MT-03 for a week now and love it to bits so want to treat it to some new add ons. This is the link to the Italian site. http://www.carbonhouse-shop.it/index.php?option=com_virtuemart&page=shop.browse&category_id=8&Itemid=1&Itemid=1

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  20. Started by MT 03 Geneva,

    Hello, I recently bought an MT03...aside from all the grinning I've been doing while out on her I've been searching the web for a tank pad. The generic ones do not fit with the shape of the tank....does anyone know of a specific pad or alternatives?? Cheers in advance. MT-03 G

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