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Martha lost her husband. She had him cremated took his ashes home, poured them out on the patio table. Tracing her fingers through them, she spoke to him, Bob, remember the dishwasher u promised me, I bought it with ur insurance money, the car u promised me, bought that, and the diamond ring, bought that too. Remember the blow job i promised u?..... Well here it fuckin comes!!

My mate recently bought a brand new R6 from a wll known Hampshire dealer, which had been painted in a one off livery by a VERY well known bike paint specialist.Unfotuneately he dropped it a few weeks later doing some minor damage.His grandfather owns a well established bodyshop who can repair and paint his bike no problem,except for one major problem,well known paint specialists flatly refuse to tell him the colours used on his bike even when the dealership asked for them! Basically trying to hold him to ransom so that he has to give to them to repair,not cheap I wouldn't wonder.why, when he can have HIS brand new bike repaired by his grandfather for free, would he want t…

anyone else tried the mcn forum there a right lot of boring bastards no humor of laughs

Just thought you might like to share in a moment from my history? I was watching a film about Ramree island in Burma during the second world war, my dad was there with the royal air force as a radio operator for the air force while they took the island and eventually Burma back from the Japanese, he saw CHANGI where the Japanese had held prisoners of war during the final years of the war and has no sympathy for the Japanese at all. Anyway the TV program was about the mass killing of Japanese soldiers by crocodiles as they tried to escape from the allied forces and get back to their home. Was not really expecting to see anything of real interest but just to get an ove…

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park or... you can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add…

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys'side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men ARE not mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think …

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Well Guys and Gals, Seems like the world hasn't ended (yet again) so i think its safe for me to say Merry Christmas and happy new year. Hope you all have a good one and Santa brings you all the best bike related stuff that you wished for. For me im off home now to return to work on the 2nd Jan after demolishing 5 or so bottles of whiskey and fix a few bits on Betty and build a new work shop in my new back garden. Much love to you all from Keith and the Family

Happy New Year to all.

I hate people [mainly car drivin fuckwits] i hate the human race, I hate people. I hate the fuckin mess I hate people ,they hate me. people ride about all day in metal boxes made away . Iwish that they would drop the bomb an kill the pigs that don't belong Ihate people. that's better;;;;; now 4 the carlsberg.... :twisted:

Hi Anyone have any experience of these and what are they like for dry / wet grip and confidence? I don't mind the tread pattern too much either - Pal of mine has M1's and I'm not too mad keen on the pattern.

Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big showbiz party in his stanky new house. Everyone who's anyone is there top stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a feed of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters, champagne, Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over in the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren. All's going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night curled up with a good book. "Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, …

Just a word of warning to anybody running Pilot Power 2cts. In my experience sports compound tyres grip pretty much as good when they are almost worn out as they do when they are new. However this appears not to be the case with the one that I am running on the rear of my sports bike. It is about half worn out and does not have anywhere near the same level of grip that it had near new. Rather disappointing considering this was supposed to be Michie's state of the art world beater. Even more so when you consider the price. Having said that the front is as good as any thing else that I have tried. Anyone hammering their rocket on a set of half worn out Power 2cts,take care!…

Sorry guys and gals bit of a rant this one but it gripped my shit good and proper last night. Im not what you would call a big "gamer" and to be fair i could live with out a games console very well and live a happier life, i probably play my Xbox for about 2hrs a week if that. Now im sure you have heard about this game Grand theft Auto 5? that massive hit and big seller, well this is what i've been playing every now and then and is what my rant is about. this game cost £45 brand new which is the normal cost of a new game so i didn't mind paying that as i wanted the game, BUT once your in the game and are playing on line you then have to fork out another £40 just t…

An Arabic family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arabic facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Australian home. After a few weeks in the Australian facility, they came to visit Grandpa. ''How do you like it here?'' asks the grandson. ''It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful'', says grandpa. ''We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone.'' ''Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents'', Abdullah says with a big smile. ''There's a musician here-- he's 8…

[REMOVED] he has ROAD RAGE .. but its all for the right reasons.. them pedestrians (with baby prams/pushchairs, on 2 occasions) who seem to think that i can see through double deckers and trucks! them drivers who are busy having a domestic over the fone... or them bmw/merc/jag/etc. drivers who unecessarily take up both lanes whilst turning! Knocking windows with gloves was first, but thought it didnt have enough impact to teach 'em a lesson (breaking windows is out of the question - criminal damage and all that malarky) Then came along my signature wing-mirror-adjuster! About 3 mornings out of 5, on my commute to uni, London traffic!! slap mirror, and f…

Bollocks. Spent that long trying to upload profile picture I've missed the TT and its bed time now

Well I can't make any rallys for the near future as I have received a nice, unexpected, tax bill for £1200. It also slows my TS rebuild. I still haven't brought my new trousers and one leg is now split up to the knee (they look so bad that Big Issue sellers are giving ME money). I need a new rear tyre so am going to get both changed and can't make up my mind between Avon Storm 2, Avon VP2 or Conti Sportattack's. So another £250 to find. My subscription to Classic Motorcycle Mechanics has finished. West Ham United are doomed for relegation. All the bikers have vanished now summer is over. Although I did P off a XJ6 rider this morning as I kept undertaking h…

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. The Mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand pounds. Is it okay if I buy it?" Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked." Man: "How much?" Woman: "I think its 68,000 pounds." Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the…

Hi, I'm selling 2 mobiles that I don't use anymore, if anyone is interested: Almost new Nokia with camera (4.1 mega pixels) £23 Older model Nokia with camera and vibrating alert £45 scroll down for pic > > > > > >> > > > > >> > > >> > > > > > > > >