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Can people suggest a garage for MOTs and Services etc in the Birmingham/ Solihull area. I used to use JC Motorcycles but they moved to Warwick (not a big deal for me but the wife rides a 125 on a cbt and its a jaunt taking the scenic route lol) Cheers

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. One day 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said,…

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Pets The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door. Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairwaywas not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on…

The title says it all really, I'm thinking of bunging a performance air filter on my trusty steed, but wanted to know what experiences you guys and gals have had? Are they worth it on their own, or should they be part of a more expansive tuning operation? Cheers Si.

Ok, so HOW many times do we hear the pub championship winning tw@ say he has saved 3grammes from fitting a different headlight bulb. They say losing a bit of weight makes all the difference, well after that diabetic business I had/have/er? anyway. From October I am now a trim 75kg, (around 12st). That's over 4 stone down. Now this year my bike has felt a lot quicker, initially I had to change the suspension preload by quite a lot and it certainly goes a damn sight better. I thought my cock up fitting those wheels with a 40 instead of a 44 tooth sprocket would be on my to do list. Not a bit of it, pulls it fine now I have got rid of the flab. That got me wo…

I just had a PM from some one called Enginelor saying this *Bikertruelove.com* is established for local biker singles to get together and find their partners.If you are still a single biker,that must be a right place for you to find your right person! Any one else had it?

Hi Just changed my personal photo in the 'My Controls' section and it shows the picture and says im using it but isnt showing up in my posts. Any ideas??

hi im looking 4 help . does anyone know where i can get some motorcross jerseys peronlaise with a name and a number here in the UK... ive googled and come up with a few USA companies but they dont have much in design features.... can you please help??

Sorry to anyone who could have gone to this and didn't know it was on, I only found out late last night myself http://www.perthmotorsportshow.co.uk/2010/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8%3Adougie-maclean-to-open-perth-motorsport-show&catid=4%3Alist&Itemid=1 had a great day out today, met up with Blackhat250, BananaR6 and some friends, I had duff beer batteries in my camera so didn't get any pics from inside the show hall, a mix of vintage cars, bikes, some quads, land-yachts(I want a shot) and other stands-tools, plastic-coaters, alloy wheel makers etc, quite a lot to see, some real stunning cars-an Austin 7 like Oldgitonabike l…

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just to add to pet hates, people who dont give way at roundabouts, wife on ped looking right, all clear, goes on r.bout, car comes from left, into side of car, ped and wife down road, ped broken wife in plaster, looking at claim, worst of all making own tea !!!!!!! not a happy bunny

what really gets ya goat up? here's a couple of mine Front Fog lights Driving too close Driving too slow Hi, Like my HI Beam i'll leave it on a bit longer just a couple but there is loads what's yours ?

Got the petcock to stop leaking, funny how putting the wave washer on the outside works so-much better. No all I have to do is get the rear brake master cylinder fixed up and I ready for spring. tim

I just picked up a 1981 DT 175. I haven't got it running yet. Cleaned out the old gas and freed up the slide in the carb. The carb looked pretty clean. Compression was 120. The petcock was pretty cruddy. I ordered a new one. I assume this is gravity fed on this bike. thenks steve k

I See Pete the restorer is coming to the stafford show in April with a new stand of classic restoration. Pete you may recall does the bike on "the Motorbike Show" loves his yams

Hi.i bought a yl1 with no documents.i have been told you may be able to help me

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petition to get cheaper fuel for people in areas that have no public transport, the guy that has started it is a friend of mine, came from the Doncaster Area now living in devon, and is a biker these are his words Government policy cut rail services in rural areas to save money. Bus services were liberalised so that companies cherry-picked the best routes and dropped the poor payers. Rural dwellers should be compensated by discounting road fuel as cars are the only transport many of us have. A smart card used to pay at the pumps would ensure that only those who qualified got the discount. This system is used in N. Italy based on post code. http://petitions.pm.gov.…

An anti bike cop needs to be ousted he has been nicked for speeding 3 times recently and still holds a road traffic safety position is trying to get bikes banned petition here Meredydd Hughes, former ACPO Head of Road Policing Business Area, was last year banned from driving for reaching 90mph in a 60mph zone, his third speeding offence. As the case emerged, ACPO announced he was to step down from his road policing duties. However, he effectively continues to perform the same duties as Head of Business Area for Uniformed Operations including Road Policing. A three-time convicted speeder with responsibility for road policing at this level undermines any Government r…