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Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Hey everyone, just after a little advice or guidance if you may. I bought some Goodrich hoses (race setup) so there are two front lines opposed to one line to a caliper then a pipe going over, anyway I have no mounting point for one of the lines however I have an adaptor which looks like it will screw in somewhere & brake line will clamp in.. Does anyone have any advice as to maybe where or what is best, bike is a 2010 yam xj6n Thanks for any help Regards Shaun

Hi everyone I've dreamed about getting back on two wheels for years now, ever since my BMW R80 died a death back in 1990. Tomorrow I pick up my 'new' bike ... starting small until I get back into the routine again, on a Yamaha SR250. Very excited but also s--t scared at the same time. Would love to meet up with other bikers in the Yorkshire area, if you'll have me! Lorain

Just beacame a Yamaha Owner last week, so I thought I would clock on. Anyway got me an 06 R1 in yellow, absolutely spectaculer to ride. some piccies of me pride and joy http://www.metrading.co.uk/images/r1_1.jpg http://www.metrading.co.uk/images/r1_2.jpg http://www.metrading.co.uk/images/r1_3.jpg http://www.metrading.co.uk/images/r1_4.jpg GJ

Just had new chain and spockets fitted. how much does this cost all u lot.....id like some comparision to see if ive been ripped of or not!! the set was X-ring chain and spocket set

all exited today to recieve a nice shiny set of chain and sprocs i dropped a tooth on the front for sum fun...before i get the old chain off any of you got any tips on the split link i no which way to face it but is it best to use pliers to get it on? this is my first post in donkeys im back!

hello again chaps n chapesses ive just fitted a new pair of sprockets an a new chain. When im riding in the lower gears and the power band kicks in it feels like something is slipping, the bike judders well more the back wheel. ive double checked and everything is tightened back wheel front sprocket etc. The chain is tight/loose enough i think. Any ideas what it might be? Thanks in advance

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Hello All My clutch is nearing it's end on my xj6n. when it does finally give up, I want to have a go at replacing it myself. Can I get away with just changing the friction plates or will I have to change steel plates as well.

Well i have finally managed to reset up the CMS system http://www.yamahaclub.com/cms This hasnt been live for a long time now, so is quite behind times, if any one can think of anything which would be good on there, or if you can supply any content or articles please let me know. Cheers guys

I just had the XJR1300 in for it's service, and the dealers gave me the choice of three bikes to take home. All of them had less than 200 miles on the clock, there was a R1, R6 and the new 600 Diversion. Now I've been on R1's and 6's before and to be honest they just don't float my boat at all, so I took the Divvy out under the instruction of using some of the fuel and putting some miles on it. After 40 odd miles I must say that I'm quite impressed with this little bike, sure it's not going to light any fires, it skips about on the rough pot-holed bits but as an entry level bike this is very impressive. Having owned a Fazer 600, I can say that I actual…

Just received my new dog bones for the Exup, gonna raise that baby 35mm at the rear end, that should get it to turn in a bit better :twisted:

The discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than …

Where can i get my hands on a good but cheap DT/RD 125 or bigger engine from.?.

ok ok so i have finally given in to temptation and am now looking at my options for a new can i have an 08 R6 and would like to hear what you lot recommend cheers all

Hi all. I have a thundercat with a aftermarket can but the headers are completely rusted.can u get any performance upgrades by just changing the headers and keeping the same can or will it be the same?

Hi all just need a little advice for a replacement exhaust system for my Yam XJ600 S Diversion, at the moment I have a standard exhaust (4 into 2) which is holey can anyone advise on a replacement cheaper the better, Thanks Andy

Just got myself a complete custom, race developed stainless exhaust system! 1 year old but never used. I will be fitting it over the weekend. Been after one for ages now. This one fell into my lap yesterday after getting a phone call. Not only will it look better than the standard rusty headers that we have to put up with, it will unleash a few more ponies, plus it only about half the weight! I am going to keep my high rise link pipe and Blue Flame EVO can because I love the look and the sound of it. Bring on the weekend! As an addendum, I got myself some new Boots yesterday. I went for some Alpine Star SMX Plus in black/blue. With the "shoe" insert, they are so comf…

i'm on the look for new exhausts for a xvs650 but hopefully not at crazy prices anyone got a good site or shop they goto thats online?