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My beloved phoned me at work she said "two packages arrived today honey, the first was your playstation 3 and the other is the 'rampant rabbit vibrator we ordered" "Brilliant" I said She said "I'm nipping out, so wont be in when you get home" "oh, ok sweetcheeks" I said She says "I cant wait to get home-and you can play with me for hours" gets home excited opens the boxes and I've only ordered one controller

firstly i's like to say hello, my names chris and i have a yam XT600e 2003,ive had this bike for nearly 3 yrs and its a 100% trustworthy this bike with no break downs whatsoever. so when a couple of mates said they were planning a trip to spain to watch the moto gp i jumped at the chace for a bike trip away and it didn't disappoint! only one hiccup which is why I'm here now to ask for advice/pointed in the right direction. We were riding the motorway in spain to velencia and during this i heard a loud crack....i knew it was stone but never knew where it hit till we arrived at the villa....it hit my head lamp .....determined that it wouldn't put a damper on …

this is what happens http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGJApB6NxyI

Anyone else got one of these? I've had it for over two months and the wires have came loose twice. Anyone else have any problems?

amazing footage, listen to the wind force at the end

Hi anyone know where i can get some tank decals for my 1974 rd 125 twin its the pear shaped tank model

and does his best spongebob impersonation

Watch again http://www.bbc.co.uk/i/v8lys/

especially for the engineering types among you http://www.kongregate.com/games/TwinkleStarGames/electric-box-2

I did a district Pioneering Project lastv weekend for scouts and managed to film a leader testing the monkey bridge on me mobile. we built a high ropes course, Jacobs ladders, trebuchets firing raw eggs at volunteers and had a chariot race! great fun!!

Sod that Watch the second duck Edit dont watch this video

arrghhhhh! for halloween

Hi All,I just bought my first Yamaha, a 1981 XV750 off Ebay. It wouldn't start when I arrived on the train from Leeds to Peterborough and I was becoming a little disallusioned after two and a half hours of fiddling with a slow starter, flat battery and stripping the carbs. Eventually though I went out on the pillion and it was pulling like a train until we wobbled round a bend due to low rear tyre pressure!! Once I had changed my underwear and taken a couple of Vallium tabs I was feeling OK about everything and I handed over the dosh and set off up the Great North Road with an imbecile grin cramping up my facial muscles!! The euphoria lasted for 30 miles until the old gir…

Can anyone help with my centre stand dilemma?? Recently purchased an lc350 been in mates shed 20 years and anyway 3 grand later and loads of testicle ache...i decided to fit a centre stand...the bike has a metmachex alloy swinging arm and when i put the bike on the centre stand it dont lift the bloody back wheel off the floor?? does anyone know if these swinging arms make it impossible to be used with a mainstand?? Help before i sign myself into some kind of clinic lol Cheers Graham

Hello there I'm james and since I own a old yamaha I decided I'd see what was going on here. I'm also saving up for a street bike for next year but not decided on what to get, probably whatever is cheapest that runs lol.

Hi all just passed mod 2 and loose on the road at last ) Just picked up new bike Yamaha virago 535 1997 with 3k on it, been in a garage for 10 years unmoved. rode it 120 miles home with no problems. service in the morning then off for a nice long ride. Dave

Is it me or does the forum seem like its running in treacle at the moment. I use a couple of others and they are fine so i don't think its the PC.

Hi all I have looked but can't seem to find any info on this. I have just picked up a Virago 535 1997 and want to service it, in the hand book it say's use sae 20w40 or sae 10w30 api se or sf I would like to use semi sin as have been told this is better for the engine but will the wet clutch slip ? so in short can I use semi sin or stick with the hand book ? Hope all this makes sense Many thanks Dave

30 yrs off road experience, 3 yrs on a FZ6 and now looking for something for longer trips and considering the FJR and Pan. I have £8k to spend and would welcome any comments or suggestions and what to look out for on a 2nd hand FJR. What could I expect for my money? Thanks