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And I want to know who the alligator is ! ! !

You've been waiting for them in breathless anticipation, so without further ado here are the 2010 Darwin awards. 8th Place..... In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. 7th Place.... A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who "totally zoned when he ran", accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. 6th Place ...While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom, when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People o…

TDR has gone in a sulk, i think its got the arse cos ive been messing with the DT. The spark just vanished this morning, thankfully 500yds from the house. Not a fuse, not plugs or the cap. Its gonna play hardball. Who said bikes aren't like women...... I bet the wife would be fine if i rode another..

Well you may have heard the saying, but I would love to be paid in washers Washer

TOP TIP: Save money on expensive anti-theft markers by wanking all over your bike. Not only will it show up under ultra-violet lamps but it will contain your own unique DNA as a way of tying you to your beloved. sorted

Hi Im Jordan , been on here a few months now ! but still fairly new to biking ..... and sad to say it had my fair share of problems ! I've done allot of work myself and after a whole lot of time , money and graft its finally running ( and road legal ) ! However, I think its firing too early , there's a weird noise coming from the engine ( almost like a rattling noise ) this happens stationary and in neutral so im sure its not chain or gear box etc .... also the performance is piss poor ! Its struggles on the slightest of hills ! Iv finally made the decision to give her over to a mechanic to do a service/tune and to try and sort out the "pre-firing". I am new to th…

some weird happenings

quite funny for a bit

this brings tears to my eyes. the owner died 30 years ago and left all these bikes in the building. it noe demolished along with the bikes

I was bitten by one of these wee 2%&ts when I was a youngster-still got the marks on my hand Hindsight is a great thing, I think if I encountered one now I wouldn't even try to attach springy clothes pegs to its arms

Hi, I have a question regarding the 250 US Custom. How do I check the oil level? I know where the filler cap is but I have no idea how to check the oil. I also have no idea how much oil it should have. If I had an instruction book that would be a start! As my name suggests I am a bit green when it comes to bikes and would appreciate any help or advice that I could get on this bike

I think these were in vanden plas cars and jags etc.

Chaps, The company I had in mind to do my DAS with early next year phoned me yesterday with a cancellation for next week... in a fit of madness, I booked it! This time next week I might have my full licence... wish me luck....

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

ok drewpy done linky in the sig bit. found the paypal bit. but when i sign in the link all i get is a error message. wot am i doing wrong regards johnthebodge

hi all. i seem to be having trouble selecting 2nd gear, every time i go to select 2nd it selects neutral instead. ive been told that its the selector inside the gear box and that i would have to have the engiene split to access it. could anybody help with some good advice on what to do?cheers guys

The time has come where im booking my bike test and moving up to something bigger. I am liking the KTM 625/690 SMC's, Suzuki dr-z. had a look in to the xt660x but couldnt find much positives on it. so might have to move from a yamaha. Any ideas or recommendations. p.s i would use it to commute aswell. cheers

hi has anyone done this mod or knows anyone who has was thinking of a winter project for my 2001 R1, bet it would look the dogs dangly bits, instead of that bloody great side pipe i have at the moment.

Hi, I have just signed up to meet and talk to some like minded people. I own a Yamaha SR 125 which at the moment is in a bit of a sorry state, SO I'm planning to rebuild the engine over the winter and restore the rest of the bike in the Autumn time! I hope to see you all around soon. Elliot

Only two weeks to go, have a great Xmas everyone and I look forward to seeing and meeting you in the new year. ...Paul Heres a 'touching' Xmas tale. It's nice how Christmas spirit brings out the best in everyone!! There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read: Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, wh…