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Goff

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  1. Those a re VERY nice bikes indeed metal ken. The BMW looks the dogs danglies Shed Hermit - i am sorry if you feel i was having a pop at you - but yeah im passionate about them. Stick around a bit, get to know me and you'll find im an abrupt little shite I mean no harm WF - you got it - just tighten my leash every now and then eh
  2. No arguing from me - Wild Foamy - you of all people should know me better than that, you've been here long enough. Shed hermit - if you had been here long enough you would know me and how i post. And if you noticed the smiley on the end - surely you would know i was having a laugh with you - if i was really having a pop at you my god you would know about it. As for the cursing - i swear a lot - get used to it. WF - i will help you out as much as i can, and again, you know that
  3. Im always calm me GSX frames cos you can get more or less anything you like in them If they hurt your wrists - you aint riding 'em right Now you're getting it Goff 22 years of pretty much the same Has the word "Moderator" under her name Which means she too can be a clever fucker - its called the DELETE button
  4. Nope - im always like that when someone makes a post before thinking. If thats the point you were trying to make you didnt make it very well - in fact im sure you said to be wary of buying one because they've usually been smashed........ Im rather passionate about my fighters as those who have been here a while will know, so it does piss me off somewhat when folk make stupid statements like that. Fightering a bike is not something that can be done in a couple of weeks - it can take years. Our GSXR750 has taken almost 3 - and those that have done so because and i quote "it can be cheaper and easier than trying to locate (and finance) original parts" can be spotted a mile off.
  5. I do have a car cos i have kids and i would be really stuck without it as school is the other side of town; but the elder of my 2 daughters goes to senior school in september so i shall be taking the younger one to school on the bike - she'll be the coolest kid there
  6. Yep - not ridden since October me - but the cold and ice is not worth killing meself for. Ill make up for it though when the weather gets milder
  7. Not really honey lol. Ive yet to see a fighter thats not been built with a sportsbike frame. On the lookout for a GSXR750 oil cooled engine to go in my frame now.
  8. Absolute shite. You obviously know fuck all about fighters. Both bikes we have bought recently have been perfectly straight - we just stripped them down and built another. Just cos a bike has been fightered does not mean it has crash damaged - on some occasions yeah, but 99.9% of the time they havent. People who build fighters generally DO NOT used smashed bikes. If you know anything about fighters you will know that theres a hell of a lot more to them than a new set of bars. Its the ones who have smashed in their sportsbikes, stuck a set of renthals on and called it a fighter that give the rest a bad name. If someone is unsure they should have at least have the brains to do a HPi check. If you wanna learn more about fighters then can i suggest you go take a look at Old Skool Suzuki inthe project forum - those guys really know their stuff.
  9. Neither are requirements at all. A streetfighter is a bike which someone has built using different bike parts to their own liking. There is no specific criteria, but they can be classed as "muscle" bikes. They can be polished or powdercoated it matters not. Its the whole raw, aggressive look that makes a decent fighter...... Incidentally - we will be building another one very soon using a GSXR 400 frame...
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    Elvira on Ebay!

    The guy who did Elviras paint job has just started advertising on evilbay. He is a really lovely guy and his prices are the lowest you will ever find. Check out my baby HERE
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    Wanna help me?

    I dont think its degrading at all. I prolly own more porn than theis lot on here put together She is none other than Jordan aka Katie Price. If you read her autobiographies she is very very clever indeed.
  12. Speaking of parking - wha do you do aboutthe ignorant twats who park inthe motorcycle bays of your local ASDA? I have often gone into there only to find that some illerterate arsehole has taken up the space meant for motorcycles? I wear gloves with metal knuckles and these often come in useful.........
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    Man of the house

    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ’From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight; and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? ' The wife replied,..... 'the fuckin' funeral director would be my first guess. '
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    Wanna help me?

    One of my favourite acors is Ron Perlman - and he aint cute to look at - but there's something about him..... And thats where the problem lies - most of them DON'T wanna be known for that - they will do anything they can to get their faces in a glossy mag - and if that means flashing their tits, then they'll do just that. Half of them havent the brains they were born with anyway! Jodie Marsh for example - what a fuckin thick-headed excuse for a female - but on the flip side there's Katie Price - one of the most shrewd businesswomen in the UK. Exactly!! Takes more than a pair of tits to turn a bitch into a biker as they say......
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    newbie

    Welcome to the forum
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    baby drag

    Welcome to the forum honey
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    Wanna help me?

    That'll be me then.......
  18. Try ebay. You can get a lowering kit on there for 14 quid which comprises of a couple of dogbones. Get them put on by a professional mechanic though cos fuckin aroudn withthe suspension when you arent really sure what you're supposed to be doing is not a good idea. If you lower the front you have to lower the back. Oh - and welcome to the forum. Pop on over to the bar and introduce yourself properly. Post us some piccies of your bikes and tell us a bit about yourself - we welcome all newbies and dont mind helping out, but we do like an introduction as its only polite really.
  19. Welcome to the site Ricky - thts a very lovely bike you have there. Be careful on her and take it easy until you have got to know her and what she is capable of and what your limits are. I always was a sucker for a guy on a sportbike in full leathers *hubba hubba* Are you rich? Cos that lot must have cost a fuckin fortune!
  20. lol hey are laced up the sides but the sides arent open - my god i would freze to death! The sides are seamed and the laces are over the top as a bit of an adjustment around the leg if required
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    Wanna help me?

    Yup agree wth you on that one honey And just for you cos i think ya rather cool
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    Female urologist

    Oldgit you are terrible
  23. Awwww i hope you get it all sorted before you go honey. It never rains but it purs for you doesnt it
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