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Headlines in yesterdays local paper.....My kids found it particularly funny as I am constantly calling everyone a clown

Who?????

We're enjoying a great late summer up here so a couple of pics o' me n the boys bike Oh and Slice, right behind where I took the pics from was a great wee tea hut

Yea mate, coming home one evening I took the 'C' road instead of the usual 'B'

I hunted through my pics just to prove it can get busy up here

4 bikes bud, that is the rush hour......Here's another busy road

There are periods of my bikes life where it doesn't get used for long periods. What I have found is that when I approach my house I will switch the fuel off and run the engine until the carbs are empty. The fuel in the tank remains fresh and the carbs will not get gummed up. I appreciate this may not be able to get done if you have vacuum carbs with no off position on the petrol tap

The captains daughter, Mabel, by christ she weren't arf able, the dirty shits they nailed her tits upon the kitchen table

It were on the good ship Venus, by Christ you should have seen us

Ike the only way I found to get around it is by ignoring the 'choose files' part and going down the 'insert other media' then 'insert image from url' This url I have already copied from my photobucket account (suppose other photohosting sites are available

Never named a bike in my puff

He's goany pop when he reads that........

I'm cross wi them an aw, Dumbarton seems to be their bogey team. Pop over some time and I'll settle up wi ye

Don't worry Bud, we're thick skinned....skinned I say, up here.....Helps deal with the midges (that and skin so soft from the Avon Lady)

Great pics mate

Alright Buddy If you're thinking of hanging around on the forum (and you should) stick a wee bit up about yourself in the 'Introduction' section. You will get a lot more replies that way

He's always cross with me

If there was any doubt that God is Scottish, He showed his true colours in the evening sky tonight

Must have been the week for it. I have had a week off work (best weather we've had all summer) and I have been ripping out the old bathroom and helping my mate fit a new one. Almost finished and should see it done today....just watching the weather and fek me raining tomorrow

Bipps Hope you had a great time. For future reference if you order some Avon 'Skin So Soft' (the bluey green bottle) that works better than any midgie repellent stuff on the market. I worked as a dog handler for 14yrs and that SSS is a lifesaver. It doesn't stop them landing on you but they will not bite you with that on I fully understand the demented swinging around of arms etc, I used to swing a dog lead around above my head and shout like a mad thing....but the wee fekkers didn't give a shit

To be total Ying and Yang, maybe you should give him it back as a gift when you've finished it

If I shut my eyes it reminds me of the time I was attacked by a swarm of wasps for smashing their bike....

63mph (or 72 downhill on the speedo)

Totally agree Mike, I always give them room when either on the bike or in a car (after all we were all learners at one time). The purpose of this post was showing how quickly the reactionary gap was eaten up when I looked away and those 2 -3 secs were gone