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Jack the rear end up, un do the two blots on the spindle, (but don't take the bolts off) Pull rear wheel off, It might need a bit of a wiggle to ease the splines out of the prop shaft coupling but it is really that easy.

Now that the winter is pretty much here, what is it with cage drivers driving round with there front fog lights on? not only are some still going round with full beam on (even though its light enough not to need full beam on) but they think thats its just as good to blind every one with there fog lights!? O and the fact that this week end i spotted 7 folks on their mobiles and half of pissing somerset not needing their indicators!!!!

Well betty didn't sell on Ebay as the bloke was a complete C**t. so i chucked her on Auto Trader and i have loads of e-mails and phone calls about her so lets just hope i get a good price. i doubt i will be able to afford a V-max sadly but none the less there are still plenty of good yammies out there that i can create a monster of a chop out of.

do you have to rinse it out after use or dose a nurse come and lick the rim for you?

Just another top tip which always warm my hands up as im too stingy with buying new gloves (summer gloves are all i have) when my hands get too cold i just stick them on the exhaust or the barrels at traffic lights to get them back up to temp. and your gloves stay warm for a few miles But don't blame me if your gloves melt to your hands if you keep them on there too long lol

Handle bar muffs wont keep your hands dry. I can show you this by just saying this.................your hands are going to get wet when your putting them on. lol. just buy some good thick water proof gloves. job done. Heated grips..........i cant say if they will drain more power out of the bike as i have never had them nor wanted them, again, just buy some good warm gloves. As for water proofing your gear, yes any stuff will be good enough but the cheaper stuff may see you re-applying it more often, me on the other hand have long term borrowed some high vis pull over water proof pants from work. dose the job good enough for me. and they where REALLY cheap

88.90 HP (64.9 KW)) @ 4750 RPM 150.30 Nm (15.3 kgf-m or 110.9 ft.lbs) @ 3750 RPM 1/4 Mile is about 11-13 secs

Yer it might be the carb heater, (helps to start the bike in the cold) best to leave it on as its obviously been put on for a reason lol

Cheers Beef, I have just sent him a text to see if he can send me some pics of it. lets just hope my bike sells and i get a good amount of dosh to kick start this new project. I have also e-mailed the chap up in Scotland with regards to a one off frame and that so hopefully i get a reply from them all soon.

Well I have found a few vmax's but gotta keep an eye on the prices as with my budget I can afford no more than £1500 for a donor bike so we will see what I can get my hands on. :-D but thats the beast I wanna get my hands on.

Tally bally ho what what! Cracking find and I hope we get them back on British soil.

Fantastic photo's, i did enjoy looking at them and reading about them but not in the morbid grotesque way. Its horrific seeing what happened back then and as we all say we will never know what it was like. I have been to Passchendaele and Ypres with the Army and was privileged to do a memorial parade at the Men-in gate which all of it become a massive eye opener. I would still like to go to the Landing sites of France etc and in a weird sort of way id like to go to Auschwitz.

Sounds like a good build, well this chap has not got back to me so i think he may have sold it so i will see how much i get for my bike then im gonna build one from scratch. So im either going to do a XS 1100 or a V-Max There is a V-max on Ebay for £1k its a complete state and its not been registered in the UK yet so should be the perfect bike.

I thought you had that Justin booblay?

Yer im still not 100% what im gunna do yet, its either buy a ready made chop/bob and do my own personal touch to it or just build one from scratch out of a xs 650 or 1100 depending if i can get hold of a good cheap donor bike. I do like that Bandit chop but he never got back to me and i was thinking that if i did get it id chuck the 1200 motor in it.

Girlfriend rodeo When doing your missus from behind, lean over and grab her tits then wisper softly in here ear. "these feel just like your mums" And see how long you can hold on for..............my personal best is 1min 27 secs

Betty sounds nicer IMO

Here we go, two final videos of Betty before she will be sold this coming week end. she has got 45 watchers on E-bay, over 1000 views and 6 bids already and i had a chap offer me his 600 bandit bobber as a straight swop (third video)

I had a wasp smack me in the teeth on way home tonight lol open face helmet is like a bug magnet lol

If you force your self onto a prostitute is it classed as rape or shoplifting?

I think I've found my new GP Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it... don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually.. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap. Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must grasp logistical efficiency. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give you 100% of recommended daily allowance of vegetable product. Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Bottom up! Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio two to one, etc. Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program? A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No pain... good! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food are fried these day in vegetable oil. In fact, they permeated by it. How could getting more vegetable be bad for you?!? Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle? A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach. Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy?!? HARRROOOW!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around! Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming good for your figure, explain whale to me. Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!" AND... For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies. 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

That's shocking! its absolute wank what you find in the road, bout 2-3 months ago i went round a corner and some dick had laid sand all over the road i near on lost the front wheel. As said before, glad you are both still breathing and not smeared all over the trucks mud guard. And try not to dwell on it as it will drive you mad, laugh it off and crack on living your life after all you are still alive. Don't bother thinking about the "what ifs" and all that as it wasn't yours or the wife's time just a small blip in the road. Today is here, yesterday has gone and tomorrow has yet to arrive.

Never run under a skirt, you tend to get a clit round the ear. If things seam like they are going smoothly then they normally are..........don't involve the wife.

Sorry to hear that Gizzy! at least your hear to tell the tail and not a member of the statistics club. My bikes for sale buy the way

Might be the carbs drain screw? or the float chamber gasket is shot.