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Well done Laura, its coming on really well, you sticking it away for winter or you just going to get on a ride? Your dads man cave sounds similar to mine, all my tools are in there own place on the wall, planet rock on the radio and nice heater in the corner.

Yer i spose so. So would you own another viggy? I think i may have to do a viggy chop/cafe racer one day and see if i can convert or just have a laugh with one

Dragqueens vs the retard-gos mwhahahaha

how bout this one?

Well bit more done to the old girl last night, mainly finishing off the bits to get my seat mounted to the frame, yet again a little small part takes about 2 hours to get fitted. Just need to finish off cleaning the welds up and dress them with a file. Reason i cut this part out was that it had a part that stuck up in order for the stock seat to hook under and my seat wouldn't bolt down to it as it was up at the wrong angle, so i cut it out and placed a flat bit into it and bent the edge down to follow the two bits of remaining metal. Just still needs more grinding to make it look acceptable Before

Tis a bit long but well worth the effort… This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why! Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with (phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same = three questions correctly, they both win the prize. The Harbour City dropped to its knees with laughter and is possibly the fu nn iest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?' Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.' DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.' Contestant: 'Brian.' DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?' Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.' DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.' Brian: 'Sara.' DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?' Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.' DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?' Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.' DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?' Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...' DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?' Brian: 'About 10 minutes.' DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.' Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.' DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this = morning? Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...' DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?' Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for couple of weeks...' DJ: 'Uh huh...' Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: 'On the kitchen table.' DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. [ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: 'Kinkos.' DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?' Clerk: 'This is she.' DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.' Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?' DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?' Sarah: 'No.' DJ: 'Good!' Brian: (laughing) Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?' Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.' DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.' DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?' Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.' DJ: 'What time?' Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.' DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?' Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.' DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?' Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.' DJ: 'Where did you have it?' Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?' Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.' DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?' Sarah: 'Well...' DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it? Sarah: 'Up the arse.....' They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have a heart attack , he could not stop laughing. Apperently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.

Fuck sake grouch! Now where are we going to get our laughs from!? Really glad for you mate looks like a cracking bike

Sorry I had to, ziggy, im sorry to say buy I'm not a lover of the 535 but as it has two wheels and a motor Im glad your happy with it dude. Some have been made into works of art.

Yer the geomitary geomecry the space between the wheels. and the mathamatical equations that result in instant death when attempting a corner that needs the rider to lean over slightly

Cant find any thing on Google so may have to wait and see, may have some thing on comedy central or on the BBC, they are normally on around crimbo time along with a good Steptoe and Son

Yer such a great technique. i think it works

Well if Dads army aint on this year i have the movie on DVD so it will be on and the father inlaw has Zulu so that will be on too ha ha. saying that i watched the Dads Army episode the other night when they where issued the Artillery Gun such a funny episode!

Yet more stuoid folk

Most likely Zulu, Die hard, Miracle on 34th street, home alone O and its a wonderful life

Is someone doing the Tasky? ha ha But im also very interested to see this technique too.

Could be, change the oil as its a nice cheep fix if its still slipping then may be best to change the clutch. or do the thing i would do and leave it to stand for another 1200 months

Im with team Foamy

Looking like a nice little project that Laura! keep up the good work

Made i chuckle!

Clever idea. least when you have a problem with it you know where the customer call centers will be!

Got any thing else in mind for it or you just taking these things off?

So um.........ABS right? Works good in a car, I my OPINION I don't like it on a bike (not that I've ridden a bike with ABS) but the jerking you get from the brake peddle in a cage would feel horrid going up your arm through your hand. And ratBob........... Chill out, live a little purchase a sense of humor or something

Tip for sanding gloss coat is to get a sheet of 1200 grit fold it on its self and rub together to make it less rough, spray with water and do 100 strokes on one side of the part and repet all over the part them buff, should then get a nice even finish all over

Yer I'm going for the old skool look (well try to any way) ha ha. Just still can't make my mind up on the tips. Yer I am buying the wife a new hair dryer for Christmas, not that she needs a new one but just so she can Stop bitching when I knick hers to warm up bits for paint and as I'm not aloud to use the oven (apparently it's for cooking) her hair dryer is the only way. Might just get them powder coated if not.