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  1. Congratulations man, One thing tho have you got a hike in your pipe as it looked like you had gases blowing out onto the rear wheel onto the floor?? And a heck of a lot too.
  2. Looking more like a bike now mate, you still high on that carb cleaner or have you booked into rehab ha ha
  3. Noise

    My Bobber project

    Here's what happened last night, stainless hoses in place only one to plumb up to the fuel tank. Tank rubbed down then masked up, design drawn on, cut out primed and painted. Sadly got a small bit to touch up tonight as the tape pulled a bit off as in guessing that part of the paint must have been on a bit of dust or something as it didn't bond to the primer. Once that's touched up I will then clear coat it and then I can plumb it up and stick some go go juice in. Tried the whole spraying over net curtain thing on a bit of card but didn't look right so just went with block colors.
  4. A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother - he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the doctor says. The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?" The doctor replies, "DeNephew." _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.
  5. Good for you man! don't listen to those haters, But on a side note........................have you re-morgaged the house to pay for next years service?
  6. Just shows how small Foamy really is in the Mankini
  7. Noise

    My Bobber project

    Yer the bruse is coming out nicely but still not good enough to warrant a photo yet. Yer I know what you mean about the 2008 st, it's a much better orange, I guess it ask changed when they started using water based paints in the factories or something??? Yer going to try a pattern on the Tank, I'm thinking scallops but instead of filling in in as a block colour I'm going to lay some net curtain over it and spray another pattern inside the scallop. Going to see if it works on my old Tank first before I cock up my sporty tank ha ha. I'll be masking up the the Tank and cutting out my pattern then spraying a white primer over that then spray the candy orange over that so the fenders and Tank match.
  8. Noise

    what new bike ???

    Like I say Harleys are great bikes but unless your into getting your hands full of oil and maintaining it then I'd say don't do it. Xvs650 is a cracking bike and not too hard to bobber (he says ha ha) only thing I find wrong with the dragstar is that is gutless at the top end but in saying that it's not built for that. Best thing to do mate is to test ride them and see what you think. But don't get dragged in buy the Harley dealerships bull shit and DO NOT join the HOG lol full of over paid accountants and suit warring wankers who buy every single Harley branded kit they can see. Ha ha.
  9. What did you say Steve!!!
  10. Noise

    what new bike ???

    Right, Im a big fan of Harley's and ive helped build two of my step dads, thing is they are A LOT of work and if you do not keep on top of them they become a pain in the ass and cost the same as buying a state in America. hard to find a good one thats less than £4k and most have either had the chrome polished to less than a fag paper or are starting to rust. Brakes are about as good as a Roses tin lid if you go for an older one or if your going to get a brand new one they now coming fitted with "Harleys Davidsons advanced braking system" or as we know them as proper brakes. (only taken them 90 years to do it but better late than never hey?) Again id love a Harley and will get one some day but just take into account that every thing Harley is pricey and a paint in the japs eye. XV950. Yamaha build quality and reliability, a bike that will start on the button no matter what and dosn't need to be hooked up to a life support machine every night so as that the battery dosen't die. part can be cheep and found very easy, same looks as a Harley (more or less) without all the hasstle and will cost less than the american one too. Also i see that your still on a 125, are you sure you wanna get some thing thats got enought torque that it can pull your house to a new post code area? why not go for the XVS 650? or the Ho*** Shaddow 650? just so you can build up to the power. My mate has just gone from a YBR R125 to a brand new R1 and fitted a quick action throttle (cos he's a twat) and binned it due to the power difference which he said he could handle Just my 2p
  11. Yer sounds like you have a cell or a plate gone in the battery mate, i have a Optimate charger and its great, i just changed my battery in the bike as the charger said it was fully charged but infact it was a flat as a badger on the M5! Bite the bullet and go get yourself a nice new one dont put it off any longer ha ha
  12. Noise

    My Bobber project

    More paint done last night, still got a lot more to do and a design for the fuel tank but she's getting there! Got a new crank case breather filter yesterday too.
  13. Brian Blessed. A man who punches a polar bear in the face has got to be worth talking too!
  14. That's just not cricket! You gotta have a proper brew in the morning.
  15. Take them off and just point in the direction your going. Job jobbed ha ha
  16. Ok mate no worries will confirm 100% that the wife is booking that weekend off work so I can come and play with my pink YOC T shirt with nipple Windows.
  17. What's wrong with day glow pink and eating sausages slice?
  18. Noise

    My Bobber project

    Where its a candy its going to take about three + coats to get the full colour, have you seen the Ford Focus St's? its that colour Orange. Fuel tank filler cap is bunged up with a replica fuel cap that i got free with the tank so shouldn't have a problem with the fuel getting under it but i will take your tip on board and use it. Na the pipe snapped off when the bike fell off the stand ontop of my leg on Monday night, its all welded back up as it should be now, i would never run a set of pipes that short ha ha.
  19. Noise

    My Bobber project

    Already done mate, i had the day off work yesterday to look after my little girl and as it wasn't raining we both spent the day in the garden playing and doing motorbike related stuff. Rang the wife up at work to get her to grab me some Gloss black, satin black and an Orange spray paint so i can get started on the tank and she rang back saying she's found two types of orange, Purgeot Orange or Ford Electric orange? but the Ford one was more floresant. I said get the Pug one but instead she got the Ford. But im SO glad she did as its pure sex in paint form. LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One coat of black on the tank And then this Sexy Candy Orange with metal fleck over the top Only sprayed that orange over my rear mudgaurd to see what it looked like and all it had under it was one coat of gray primer
  20. Nice shiney carbs!! ive done the same thing too regarding inhaling too much fumes (not taking about the wifes farts either) spray painting the bike when i first got it, no mask on etc and it soon got the better of me and i was blowing out gloss black snot for a few days.
  21. I think we need to have the same thing on the front and a nice picture on the back with our user names / Nick name above the said picture but the colour of the shirt should be up to the buyer. O and sorry ladies to save costs on material it's not possible to have fabric around the breast area, you know how it is with the economic climate.
  22. Anyone going from down this way or meet at Bristol or where ever?
  23. I'll have one, are they going to be one colour or can we have what we want? Also we gunna have user names on them?
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